"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 16:18:07 -0700 (PDT), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, Sir Gilligan Horry <Sir.Gilligan.Horry@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Charles isn't answering Email or posting to NewsGroups.
>>
>>Panic Panic !!!
>>Worry Worry !!
>>
>>http://www.pasoschweiz.homepage.t-online.de
>>
>>http://members.fortunecity.com/charlesbohne/
>>
>
> Someone sent an international order of punishment in his name.
This is the real reason:
Crews searching for the missing world renowned goat humper "Chuckweasel De
Boner" have suspended their efforts to locate the missing Pleiadien soul,
lost deep in the Swizz Alps. Chuckweasel was an emissary from the
Pleiadian
star cluster, better known as the "Seven ****s". He was last seen
practicing his craft, standing on an orange crate and pouring it to the
rear
end of a mountain goat, while furiously blowing his "Alpenhorn". Rescuers
think that he passed out from both simultaneous activities, due to oxygen
deprivation to the brain, and fell off the crate. Since his "Lederhosens"
at the time were around his ankles, he lost his footing and tumbled off
the
mountain. The goat was non-plussed and commenced munching on the abundant
"Edelweiss". The local Canton chief, Carlos Schnitzelbergsteiger, declared
it a sad day for all Swizz citizens and ordered all National flags to be
flown against the prevailing winds.
Efforts are under way to replace this national treasure with another
professional goat humper. Outstanding among the many application is that
of
the lone American, one Carl Osterwald, aka Art Deco from Lakewood
Colorado.
Even though his specialty are little boiz, he thinks the switch to goats
is
not the challenge it is made out to be by the fickle Swizz. Mused
PedoDeco:
well, the position is the same, goats just have four legs and a tail, I'm
sure I can work around those minor obstacles. Since Chuckweasel's orange
crate will go to the Swizz Museum of Contem****ary Perverts, Mr. Osterwald
will have to furnish his own crate, but much to the chagrin of the
tradition
loving Swizz, he chose a grapefruit crate instead. Art explains: they are
much sturdier, and in view of Chuckweasel's dilemma, why take chances
being
cut off in the middle of a good and hearty romp. The Swizz are also upset
with Art Deco's decision to forego the traditional and melodious
Alpenhorn,
and rely entirely on his uncanny ability to fart on command.
Art, we all wish you the very best, should the Swizz decide to accept your
application. It is a ****y job, and you are just the man to excel at it.
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