On Apr 6, 5:51=A0pm, "Hagar" <hs...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>
> news:lmqdv3t4ch95kr246fpnsu20q8oqcvredd@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 16:18:07 -0700 (PDT), in the land of
> > alt.usenet.kooks, Sir Gilligan Horry <Sir.Gilligan.Ho...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>Charles isn't answering Email or posting to NewsGroups.
>
> >>Panic Panic !!!
> >>Worry Worry !!
>
> >>http://www.pasoschweiz.homepage.t-online.de
>
> >>http://members.fortunecity.com/charlesbohne/
>
> > Someone sent an international order of punishment in his name.
>
> This is the real reason:
>
> Crews searching for the missing world renowned goat humper "Chuckweasel
De=
> Boner" have suspended their efforts to locate the missing Pleiadien
soul,
> lost deep in the Swizz Alps. Chuckweasel was an emissary from the
Pleiadia=
n
> star cluster, better known as the "Seven ****s". =A0He was last seen
> practicing his craft, standing on an orange crate and pouring it to the
re=
ar
> end of a mountain goat, while furiously blowing his "Alpenhorn".
Rescuers
> think that he passed out from both simultaneous activities, due to
oxygen
> deprivation to the brain, and fell off the crate. =A0Since his
"Lederhosen=
s"
> at the time were around his ankles, he lost his footing and tumbled off
th=
e
> mountain. =A0The goat was non-plussed and commenced munching on the
abunda=
nt
> "Edelweiss". The local Canton chief, Carlos Schnitzelbergsteiger,
declared=
> it a sad day for all Swizz citizens and ordered all National flags to be
> flown against the prevailing winds.
>
> Efforts are under way to replace this national treasure with another
> professional goat humper. =A0Outstanding among the many application is
tha=
t of
> the lone American, one Carl Osterwald, aka Art Deco from Lakewood
Colorado=
..
> Even though his specialty are little boiz, he thinks the switch to goats
i=
s
> not the challenge it is made out to be by the fickle Swizz. Mused
PedoDeco=
:
> well, the position is the same, goats just have four legs and a tail,
I'm
> sure I can work around those minor obstacles. Since Chuckweasel's orange
> crate will go to the Swizz Museum of Contem****ary Perverts, Mr.
Osterwald
> will have to furnish his own crate, but much to the chagrin of the
traditi=
on
> loving Swizz, he chose a grapefruit crate instead. =A0Art explains: they
a=
re
> much sturdier, and in view of Chuckweasel's dilemma, why take chances
bein=
g
> cut off in the middle of a good and hearty romp. The Swizz are also
upset
> with Art Deco's decision to forego the traditional and melodious
Alpenhorn=
,
> and rely entirely on his uncanny ability to fart on command.
>
> Art, we all wish you the very best, should the Swizz decide to accept
your=
> application. =A0It is a ****y job, and you are just the man to excel at
i=
t.
The Art Deco condition! Names, dates and places have been changed to
protect the guilty:
http://www.planetkingsley.com/image.php?file=3Dgoat***.jpg
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