Wm Esque wrote:
> "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:DQ9bk.9480$89.5947@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Wm Esque wrote:
>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Jesus H. Christ on a ****ing crutch, Harlow. What the hell is
>>>>>>>> *wrong* with these people?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You took the words right out of mouth. Mentally deranged would
>>>>>>> be my quess.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the idiot authorities left the other children in the house
>>>>>>> with these lunatics. The authorities are probably religious nuts
>>>>>>> as well. Maybe the whole damn town is just one big religious
>>>>>>> psycho ward.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Funny, isn't it, how behavior that would get you tossed in the
>>>>>> loony bin under any other cir***stances suddenly becomes
>>>>>> acceptable if you call it religion.
>>>>>>
>>>>> It isn't Christianity. It's the teachings of one of the
>>>>> anti-Christian cults.
>>>>> Such as Jehovah witnesses, or Mormons.
>>>>>>
>>>> Aye, and I don't care what you pump under your arm, unless you
>>>> play the Great Highland Bagpipe you are not a True Scotsman.
>>>>
>>> Both of these cults call Christanity false, apostitate and destitute
>>> of authority.
>>> Neither consideres itself either Protestaant or Chatolic but an
>>> entirely different religion with it's own scriptures, it's own
>>> prophet and it's own savior.
>>
>> And they say the same thing about what ever religious group you
>> believe in.
>>
> I know they do, but there are certain criterion that defines
> Christians. Praising Joseph Smith and preaching a different gospel
> and is not one of them.
If you could come up with at least one original statement that has not
been
used by christians telling other christians that they are not really
christians it would be refre****ng.
It wouldn't change anything but it would be refre****ng.
The criteria for what makes a "True Christian" is one of the reasons we
hear bagpipes so often.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge,
about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of
the
Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you
Reformed
Baptist Church of God?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of
1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic s***!" and pushed him off.
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