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Haversian Canals discovered in Ed Conrad's head!!
Scientists have finally solved the enigma which has puzzled the scientific
community for the past 40 or so years.
They were at a loss as to how all of the gray matter leaked out of Ed
Conrad's head and totally clueless as to how the gray matter was so
rapidly
replaced by a brown mass, called ****.
Turns out, Ed's Haversian Canals dead-ended at the top of his head, with a
tee in the brain cavity and the other end connected to his rectum. So
every
time ole Ed bent over to pick up yet another piece of old coal (which,
naturally, looked human to him), some of his brain leaked out through
these,
now downwards pointing, Haversian canals. As soon as he stood up again,
his
ass filled the newly created void with the brown replacement, given the
scientific moniker of ****, via the rectum connected Haversian canals.
Efforts are underway to officially change Ed's name to "****head".
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