Re: I would like to punish my very bad mommy

On Jul 10, 4:55=A0am, "Painius" <starswirlern...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "chatnoir" <wolfbat3...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message...
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> news:1a3148d2-5e2b-4b6a-b280-e3959b22daca@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > You call this a contribution to alt.astronomy?
>
> You fool nobody by this, Chatty. =A0People here know
> me pretty well. =A0They know that the vast majority of
> my posts are related to astronomy.
>
> And they know that the vast majority of your posts
> are related to humping Art Deco's leg.

Art Deco is the last of its kind on the Art Bell News Group!  It needs
such attention

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> Is that as fun as it looks? =A0<g>
>
> Ob Gyn, Astronomy: =A0Look for Chatty's one single
> post on an astronomy-related subject, the first one
> i've ever seen,

Then you have not been here long!

actually. =A0Look very hard, though,
> because most of Chatty's posts contribute only to
> the NOISE in alt.astronomy. =A0Let's hope for more
> signs of improvement!
>
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0A S T R O N O M Y =A0 R O C K S !
>
> Oh, and BTW, Chat, i actually did enjoy the article
> you posted about the increase in the international
> involvement in the global space program.

How 'bout this one!:

http://tinyurl.com/5dkkbt

July 3, 2008


=2E
New Planetarium to Create Surge in =91Uranus=92 Jokes
Largest countywide increase in history
The opening of the Sudekum Planetarium and Space Chase will lead to a
massive surge in jokes based around the name of the planet Uranus,
says a study by the Astronomical Humor Society of Wa****ngton, D.C.,
the nation=92s oldest and most respected tracker of space jokes.

=93Over the years, our studies and white papers have demonstrated that
up to 79 percent of astronomy humor is Uranus-based,=94 says Paul C.
Blackwell, the society=92s executive director. =93And we have do***ented
that the interest generated by a new planetarium causes the absolute
joke rate to soar. The Nashville area and Davidson County in
particular are about to see record levels of Uranus jokes.=94

While many of those jokes will come from adolescent boys, Blackwell
says that adults account for a surprising number of Uranus witticisms.

=93It really spans the spectrum,=94 he says. =93Middle school and high
school boys lead the way, but adults aren=92t immune to putting forth a
good Uranus one-liner as well=97and girls contribute their share, too.=94

Several years ago when the Chicago=92s Adler Planetarium reopened after
a remodeling, officials do***ented a 300 percent increase in Uranus
jokes in the Windy City region, largely attributable to increased
traffic from school groups.

=93It really wore down the staff after a while, but we got through it
and, thankfully, the numbers stabilized,=94 Adler president Paul H.
Knappenberger Jr. says.

Since Nashville=92s new planetarium will host scores of school groups
from the region in the next few years, officials at the Adventure
Science Center, where the Sudekum Planetarium is located, are bracing
for a similar Uranus onslaught.

=93We=92ll hear it every day,=94 says one weary administrator at the
facility. =93Our consultants say we=92ll probably get a fair number of
=91moon=92 jokes, too. But what can you do? If you get too upset about a
Uranus crack, you just end up looking like an ass.=94




If you're
> *really* interested in this, you'll find details about
> every space agency in the world on my astronomy
> website, reachable by the link in my sig...

To the contrary, my view is that mankind should be kept on this planet
until some type of change in the behavior of mankind takes place!


>
> happy days and...
> =A0 =A0starry starry nights!
>
> --
> Indelibly yours,
> Paine Ellsworth
>
> P.S.: =A0Thank YOU for reading!
>
> P.P.S.: =A0http://painellsworth.net