An Ode to Loser Deco
(To be hummed to the tune "She's a Lady - Tom Jones)
See Art Deco making lits
for all the AUK misfits, known as loonies.
Nominating those retards
for preposterous awards, they're his cronies.
He's their Hero, whoa whoa whoa he's their Hero
Talk about a big fat gay Zero ... Deco the k00k.
But David Tholen he won't play
'cause he knows that Deco's gay and is a Loser.
Yet Deco's still making lits
though nobody gives two ****s, that gay-bar cruiser.
He's a Loser, whoa whoa whoa he'a a Loser,
Talk about a fat and gay Loser ... Deco the k00k.
And he sneaks around the bushes,
groping little boiz's tushes, he's a Pedo.
And he gets off his rocks,
beating off into his socks, ambidextrous PedoDeco.
He's a Pedo, whoa whoa whoa he's a Pedo,
Talk about a sleazeball Pedo ... Art the Pederast.
Now is it Carl or is it Art,
does anyone really give a fart, since both are Zeros.
The realm of k00kers is their home
where they don't feel so all alone and they are heroes.
They both are Zeros, whoa whoa whoa they are Zeros,
Talk about bona fide pompous Zeros ... but the Deco, he's still Gay.
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