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WASHINGTON -- President
Bush this morning took drastic
action to ease the pain of
aching American motorists by
signing into law the "Free Vaseline
With Your Gasoline" legislation.
The new bill also will cover
those who purchase diesel oil
or kerosene, or are suffering
from soaring prices on American
supermarket shelves.
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http://www.fatcitytattoo.com/vaseline.jpg
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> "BUTT ONLY IF YOU EARN LESS THAN $200,000," by George
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All others, especialy those driving Lamborghini Murcielago LP 640
Roadsters or even Hummers will receive a free tube of Crazy Glue.
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OPEC -- An international consortium of charlatans, thieves and
extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the U.S.)
using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A
mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices
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For more about OPEC, Do NOT read: http://www.edconrad.com
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> HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
Thanks, Lin Liangtai
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=13&f=1588643586&p=0in
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> U.S. COLLEGES, UNIVERSITIES
(Evolution Brainwash Factories)
http://www.blurofinsanity.com/collegewaste.html
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