On Apr 23, 2:48 pm, Opti <optical...@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote: > I think they should give you the USENET - Clown of the month award. > If there's no such thing > one should be created in your honor. Tom/Alan has won numerous Usenet Kook awards, most recently the CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH award in March 2008. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_frm/thread/d38ade922206d73c/3030677429086bb1#3030677429086bb1