Don Stockbauer wrote:
> System crash
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> yallhad betetr hop that the system duddent crash can ewe imagine
> billions of people scattering out of non-sustainable cities seeking
> food and water, like a stepepd on fire ant bed? it uwdent be purdy,
> boy, the only hing holding things togeter now is a good system so if
> it crashes IT WOULD GET RRALLAY MESSY.
FDISK THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
> SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
'Stay back or the nigger gets it!' [*]
> HOPW THTA IT DEOSNT MAYBE EVEN PRAY A LITTLE FOR ONCE IN YOUR NOW
> WORTLES SLIFE.
'Do you suffer the heartbreak of WORTLES?'
> IT COULD GET BAD. HOPE THTA THE GLOBAL BRIAN
The global Brian's intertubesteak is shrinky-dinky.
> I LOVE YOU ALL.
Have you dated Eliza, too?
> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
My name is Wortles, of course.
> TOODLES, FROM THE NUT FARM,
Nutty Toodles 'n Pip, the oat grain enema that lasts for weeks!
max
['Great for jury duty and long road trips!']
[*] Or, in the Clintonesque version of the /Blazing Saddles/ classic,
"Give me the nomination or the nigger gets it!"
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