Lies told by the Skyretard part 1 act 1
1. He was busted posting and responding to himself under three assumed
names posing as skytard, Mikey, and Kyle Garrison(One and the
same)while all headers lead back to his IP address and he gave the
laughable excuse about using satellite bouncers(can you believe
that??:_))when he was called to the floor on his poorly presented
deception..
2. He uses an unemployed puppet named "Oldbottles" to back him up as
if that's gonna make a huge difference(Actually has a huge opposite
effect)
3.He claimed to be a Meteorologist,that owned a health club in another
state,who traveled on business.
4.He claimed to have been abducted by a Bigfoot wearing an animal pelt
tied across it's back.
(See his tabloid interview really!!He reposted it in
alt.Bigfoot.research I think it was in the "Globe" or some other
laughable tabloid as well)
5.He has an ass wider than his trailer park pickup from being finched
so many times.
