On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:31:46 +0100, ah <splifingate@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:59:51 +0100, The English Patient
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>>> "Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:26:46 +0100, The English Patient
>>>> <englishpatient74@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>> "Kay" <Happy_One777@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>> Without rules where would we be?
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>> LOUD conures, now sold.
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> You et 'em, didn't you, Peter?
Too many feathers.
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?", the woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man' honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Heather Locklear. "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes!" cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Heather Locklear, You
would have come up with Tara Reid. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You
would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have
given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take
care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Heather Locklear!"
The Moral of This Story: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason and for the benefit of others.
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