New mandated Forum Rules for skywise

You are now a member of the forums servile staff, so there are a couple of 
things the forum will expect you to adhere to at all times while engaged
in 
the required duties assigned to you:


No badmouthing your superiors.

No tampering with the horse's genitals.

The stables are off limits to you and your perverted sick ways. My horses 
are very expensive racing mounts with pedigrees that make your inbred
family 
tree with inward touching branches look stunted. So hands off. Yes, this 
includes the stable boys you disturbed, stinking half bred goat.

Speak only when spoken to.

Once again, rather self-explanatory. So keep that stench pit of a mouth 
closed and tightly shut over those crooked teeth of yours. I do hate to
see 
such putridness as you are wont to display the air of genteel luxury at my

manor.
Show all respect that is due to your peerage.

Nobody is interested in the simple brainfarts of an emotional cripple 
recently banished back to the lower ranks from whence it crawled.
Especially 
that of a hunchbacked Southern hillbilly coalminer. In a rusted out Datsun

no less.

Keep your personal issues between yourself and your psych counselor.


I have allowed you 10 minutes telephone privileges per week, so put them
to 
good use. When you feel like the emotional anguish you're suffering from
at 
being a second string blowhard is too much for your uneducated southern 
self, or if the silverware is piling up too much during poli****ng day, put

your phone time to good use and discuss your problems with a professional.


No one personally gives a flying **** whether you live or die.