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WA****NGTON, D.C. (AD) –
Congress currently anticipates
the first of several designs for
a bronze or granite monument
to honor the late Smithsonian
scientist who was killed in the
line of duty in a freak accident..
The 73-foot-tall monument will
honor the late Chris Krolczyk
who suffocated while searching
for the truth to man’s origin
and ancestry two weeks ago.
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"He’s an American hero, having
given his life in pursuit of the truth,"
said a Smithsonian spokesman.
Krolczyk, who associates agree
was a frustrated evolutionist, had
forced his head into his rear
end in his search but was horrified
when unable to extricate it.
"Before he dove in. Chris
had told us evolutionists have
everywhere for evidence of man’s
evolution and have come up empty,"
said David Iain Greig, moderator
of the talk.origins newsgroup. "He
felt this was one of the last places
to look."
An autopsy and detailed patho-
logical investigations revealed that,
instead of coating his head
with Vasoline, Krolczyk had
inadvertently used Crazy Glue.
Just about every U.S. Senator
and Congressman had attended
Krolczyk’s funeral.
Later, Congress -- in special
session -- decided to appropriate
$17.3 million to design the
monument to be erected near
the main entrance to the Smith-
sonian’s National Museum
of Natural History.
Krolczyk’s colleagues feel he
should be remembered with a
view of the unselfish act he was
performing when he collapsed
from lack of oxygen.
Sounds of agony were not heard,
said a Smithsonian custodial
engineer.colleague, but probably
couldn't be heard clearly anyway
because Krolczyk's blocked
bowels were muffling his screams.
The first of the designs is expected
to be released in the next week or
two by Conrad & Conrad Inc., an archi-
tectural firm in Shenandoah, Pa.
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Man as Old as Coal
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Proof of Life After Death
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