Ilya Fruitbat;
How are you today my dearest friend. The weather is bright and springlike
and even the dog droppings are redolent of new-mown hay.
It is days like today that I am glad to have a good friend like you Ilya
Wombat. That to have a friend such as Ilya Brickbat is as strengthening as
cold gruel in the early morning before ablutions.
I wish you most of luck in your continued writiness poemoids and that you,
Ilya Shampoo, remain dearest and most trusted of my friends.
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"Looks like I just had me a gizz gazzem!"
Squidbillies
