On Jul 17, 2:33=A0pm, "~~~AllisonWonderland~~~"
<allis...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> MrM:
> MrM:
>
>
>
> > You were a little more specific, namely =A0with the pink tutu and
> > army boots so it was easy to get the picture. A guick google on pink
> > tutu and army boots produced the basic picture and then it was a
> > simple cut and paste the gooroo's head.
> > Sometimes you get lucky and find just what you want, Once produced it
w=
as
> only fair to
> > share with everyone here.
>
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> No matter what the mechanics of what you did were (and you ARE quite
adep=
t
> at these procedures), the amazing thing was that: It matched "exactly"
my
> envisionment of how "foolish" a man could possibly look.
>
> I'm struck by the ironly that: Isn't it strange that lithe, little
female=
s
> in THAT kind of apparel (minus the boots, of course) are looked upon as
> something "fetching", and beautiful?
>
> It is more the disparity of the "delicate" Tutu, and "coarse" army boots
> that provides the absurdity. BUT, it is the image of this moderately
> overweight male body, with hairy armpits, and etc. (meaning in this
case,
> all that goes to make the human form less than optimal), and it has
assum=
ed
> a posture and a pose that is associated with "fetching" and beautiful.
>
> That in itself approached perfection. AND then the addition of the
> GooRoovee's visage, and making it fit so well, brought to life the
"littl=
e
> more specific" description thrusting it into the realm of the picture
"be=
ing
> worth a MILLION words".
>
> I'm still impressed.
>
> MrM:
>
> > Indeed! =A0A labor of love. A love of labor. =A0 I'm firmly
> > convinced that compared to 'reality' shows on cable, =A0this group's
> > antics and characters would produce a better show than =A0anything
that
> > is currently on. =A0IMHO The gooroo should be in Hollywood! =A0 I mean
=
the
> > scripts are already written. =A0We are the writers of the show. =A0
How
> > would you like to see everything that happens here on cable? =A0We
coul=
d
> > even play ourselves!
> > Business is slow here in Phoenix as you can tell.
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I like the thinking... Remember some years ago, the GooRoovee had his
own
> Sunday Morning Televangelist Show? Do you remember that? It was all
scrip=
ted
> and posted on Sunday morning for about four shows, and then business
pick=
ed
> up, and other things came along.
>
> But building on your IMHO, what you are proposing is less like a
"reality=
"
> show, more like a Soap Opera. Except a Soap Opera is mostly about the
> conflicts and affinities of people who are largly: rich, desirable,
> gorgeous, handsome, beautiful, young, sinful, promiscuous, adventurous,
s=
ly
> people of all (not just two) genders. And sprinkled (for the sake of
havi=
ng
> SOME anchor to "reality") with less desirable, less handsome, less
beauti=
ful
> entities.
>
> It's may be a "slice of life" type thing, but the "slice" is pretty high
=
on
> the salami! :)
>
> What we'd have is not a Soap Opera, but an analogy of the Soap Opera,
(we
> could call it a "Soup Opera"), peopled with the homeless citizens of our
> country, and it would be the conflicts and affinities of people who are
> largely: troubled, overwhelmed, beaten-down, hard-timers who are doing
so=
me
> pretty basic (and hyper-REAL) things just to survive. And it would be
> sprinkled (for the sake of having SOME anchor to frivolity) with less
> down-and-outers, and this one MAIN GUY (the GooRoovee) who imagines
himse=
lf
> hovering over this maelstrom and exercising a modi***, if not total
contr=
ol.
>
> MrM:
>
> > Depends on who's telling it! =A0You've heard the old prison joke
> > where they tell the same jokes so often they just refer to them by
> > number. =A0 So the newbee gets up on stage and says "7" and nobody
> > laughs. =A0He sits down puzzled and turns to his cellmate who says
> > "I't's the way you tell it!" But I do agree that the gooroo looks'
> > funnier' that you do.
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I don't happen to have "the look" that The GooRoovee does.
>
> The GooRoovee has these strange eyes. Jesse Jackson has the same kind of
> eyes. They are a kind of "bug" or "frog" eye, large, watery, and
somewher=
e
> in the GooRoovee's past, he was impressed by Gurdjieff's eyes in a
photo,
> and so as a result, whenever a camera is pointed at him (the GooRoovee),
=
he
> does that "weird thing" with his eyes, thinking that HE will impress
othe=
rs,
> the way G impressed him.
>
> BTW, I one time had a conversation with a woman and she told me that
this
> also happens in developing "tweener" type young ladies, who do this
thing
> with their "almost fully developed" boobies... They (everyone of them)
ha=
ve
> seen a photo of some "beauty" (Marilen Monroe, Jane Russell, Bridgette
> Bardo, and I'm sure that there are more modern versions of the "***
> kitten"), and they photo were posed so that the subject was displaying
th=
e
> size and shape of their breasts, and as a result, whenever someone
points=
a
> camera at the little "tweeners" they go what my friend called "knockers
u=
p".
>
> The GooRoovee isn't even aware that he is doing this, although he at one
> time mentioned that you could see in his eyes that he was enlightened.
Bu=
t
> what I mean by him not being aware of it, is that he doesn't see that
it'=
s
> just part of the image. The Pink Tutu, the Army Boots, the hairy arm
pits=
,
> and the buggy eyes. It's as least as good as anything Emmet Kelly EVER
di=
d!
> :) The GooRoovee has MISSED his calling... He shouldn't be trying to
lure
> the religious people of the world into kissing HIS ass, and for whom he
h=
as
> a great deal of contempt. He should be playing to the "kids in the cheap
> seats". Hell, there's MORE of them than there are "saintly" types...
=A0H=
e'd
> be bored to tears being adored by people that he thinks are a bunch of
> "maroons"!
>
> MrM:
>
> > HA! Enantiodromia!
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> That is pretty cryptic. Would you care to elucidate?
>
> MrM:
>
> > While I thought the Disappearin' CAT
> > CAPER was hilarious and a stroke of genius, I often consider what
> > would have happened if you had 'paused' a little longer. =A0 Word
would
> > have spread throughout NEWSGROUPLAND of the miraculous workings of
> > Saint Stephen and new age wannabees would have descended on Boulder
> > looking for the REAL THING. =A0 He'd probably need police protection.
=
=A0I
> > can picture him running through downtown Boulder guerilla-style,
> > dodging the pursuant disciples.
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> In his DREAMS! :) But you know what, MrM? He wouldn't handle it at all
we=
ll.
> He couldn't permit himself to be placed on a throne, and made to sit
ther=
e
> all decked out in a long white dress, and cape with REAL gold trim and
> buttons, flimsy little leather slippers, with a funny hat type crown,
and=
a
> staff, with hand holding a big gilt-edged book (even if it was his own
> 10,000 Days jobbie to which he often refers) and big bejeweled rings on
h=
is
> "used to be beautiful" hands. He'd last about ten minutes like that.
>
> He's more the Muqtudor Sadr type... Same eyes, same image of himself as
a
> fierce, and loveable character. You have to really be "ripped" to pull
TH=
AT
> one off.
>
> MrM:
>
> > Coming from you I will accept THAT as the ULTIMATE compliment.
> > (which by the way, IYGMD. is also complementing you!)
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> You and I seem to have similar levels of expertise. Since the family
here
> can't see us personally, they have nothing to discern with other then
the
> LEVEL at which the various posters here exhibit themselves. It's the
simi=
lar
> quality that impells them to wonder if the same person is doing both
> netizens.
>
> I've often said that I could write SPV, but he couldn't write ME,
because=
in
> order to write ME, he'd have to know about the English Language, and the
> GooRoovee hasn't taken the time to accomplish that. He justifies it by
> saying it doesn't matter. But whether it matters or not, I could write
hi=
m,
> but he couldn't write me.
>
> MrM:
>
> > As am I. I eagerly await your next move and I'm sure own paths
> > will 'dovetail' again. Be well.
>
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> I think that there is quite a well of talent gathered here, and there
has
> always been a willingness to amplify a good idea with ideas that strike
t=
he
> readers when they follow along the antics that go on in this
"Little-old,
> back-water, cess-pool, for the terminally up-****ed",
>
> And since everyone who posts here gets to be part of the Soup Opera (as
o=
ne
> of the sprinkled characters), I know that defining the situation would
br=
ing
> lots of concepts to light. So here's what we need. Situations...
Titles..=
..
> Episodal progressions. I mean: What would we call the show? On the
Soaps,
> there is "As the World Turns"... and "The Young, the Beautiful, and the
> Restless"... Or maybe it's "The Young, the Beautiful, and the Bold"...
> Payton Place... "Desparate Housewives"... Anyway, you see what I mean.
Wh=
at
> to call this program? How about "The Old, the Bald, and the Pitiful" :)
>
> It's about a guy who thinks that he has this technicolor "boobie-feel"
> around him, giving all the down&dirty crack-hos at the homeless shelter
t=
he
> "frog eye"! :) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>
> I can't go on!!! (I am just laugh and laugh)
>
> I'm missing Judge Judy!
>
> Hope you are well.
>
> --
> Heh heh heh heh :) (Not genuine ~~~AW~~~ without this chuckle)
>
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