"Vincent Patton PC" <VincentPattonPC@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:10brcantjpfk8cd@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> HAS A PHONEY GURU CAUSED YOU MENTAL PAIN?
>
> HAS A PHONEY GURU CAUSED YOU MENTAL ANGUISH?
>
> HAS A PHONEY GURU CAUSED YOU PHYSICAL DISTRESS?
>
> HAS A PHONEY GURU TAKEN MONEY FROM YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES?
>
> HAS A PHONEY GURU PROMISED YOU SATORI/SAMHEDI/ENLIGHTENMENT, AND THEN
FAILED
> TO DELIVER?
>
> THEN CALL ME: VINCENT PATTON PC
>
> I am an attorney who does not like phoney gurus. My lawfirm makes phoney
> gurus pay for the damage that they do.
>
> If you or a loved one have been disappointed by a phoney guru, you may
be
> entitled to a cash award for you mental pain and suffering.
>
> Call my office at 1-800-666-2234, 24/7/52. Speak to a representative
about
> your case. The call is free and so is the consultation.
>
> If you have an actionable case, you may be entitled to a cash award for
your
> pain, anguish, distress, and unhappiness. We accept no fee unless you
> collect.
>
> Don't let a phoney guru ruin your life. Call today.
>
> We make phoney gurus pay and pay big.
>
> We garnish their wages if they are employed.
>
> We attach a lien to their business if they are self-employed.
>
> Even if they have no substantial assetts, we can still get a judgement
that
> permits repossessing their car/s, television/s, computer/s, clothing,
and
> anything else of value that they may ever acquire.
>
> Don't let a phoney guru get away with causing you problems.
>
> Call today: Vincent Patton PC. 1-800-666-2234.
>
> We make phoney gurus pay for their excesses.
Sorry cousin Vinnie but I was already enlightened before I ever
encountered
all these neer-do-wells. Maybe we could sue God for creating this universe
in the first place ?
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