My wife and I developed a list of business names that would most
likely not draw much profit.
Some of these are a bit graphic, so read only when in appropriate
mood.
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Food
Regurgitated Restaurant
Live Fly Burger Bar
Slops & Leftovers Diner
Agent Orange Organic Farms
Mice Lovers' Peanut Butter: "Free Mouse for Every Jar"
Sperm Sandwiches
Clothing
Boob Socks Elderly Women's Bras & Foot Warmers
Itchy's Linen Service
Foot-In-Mouth Edible Shoes
Automotive
Go Boom Service Station
Sugar Petrol
No Go Cars
Sawdust Motors
Wheel Free Bicycles
Financial
Black Hole Banking
Embezzlers' Credit Union
Pyramid Investments
Furniture & Hardware
Furnish-Your-Screams Spiky Beds & Furniture
Zap Electrical Appliances
Fraid Cable TV
Blunt Tools Hardware
Invisible Signs
Self Care
Rotten Eggs Mouthwash
Rotten Herring Face Cream
Corpse Fragrance
Male Repellent Perfume
Tampons with Tap Nozzles: "Plug & Repel"
Nair Shampoo & Styling
Lego Hairstyles
Pissoff Insect Repellent
Piercing Contact Lenses
Chopper Reid Haircut & Lawn Mowing Service (editor's note: Chopper
Reid is a famous Australian hitman)
Crispy Solarium
Medical
Human Drano Cough Medicine
Squishy Brain Headache Tablets
Loch Ness Monster Repellent Stomach Pain Relief
Doctor Repellent Multivitamins
No Doz Sleeping Pills
No Shit Diarrhea Tablets
Pooitall Laxative
Zipitout Viagra
Chopitoff Men's Herpes Solution
Sowitup Female Birth Control
Get Out Birthing Center
Edward Scissorhands Circumcision
Drunken Dentist and Lobotomist
Slurp Blood Bank
Post It Plastic Surgery: "Eye for a mouth, mouth for an eye"
Supersize Me Weight Loss
Live Crematorium
Vulture Funeral Service
Counseling
Screw Loose Psychiatry
Shut Up Tard Speech Therapy
Get-A-Bullet Marriage Counseling
You're Fucked Psychic Service
Get Stoned Off Your Ass Drug Counseling
Home
Termite Homes Real Estate
Leaning House Construction
Top Security Doorless Houses: "No One Will Ever Get In"
Pissy Pools: "Free Recycled Water"
Smash Renovation
Smash, Bash and Crash Removals
Bouncing Ball Demolition
Holy Shit Toilets with Holy Water: "Bless Every Time You Flush"
Shit Everywhere Cleaning
Recreation
Drop Airlines
Sinkable Boats
Missing Person Adventures: Get Lost Tours - "You can get a photo of
yourself on a milk carton"
Piss & Pray Church & Pub
Holey Parachutes: "Pray on the way"
Dating
Stinky's Dead Flowers
Get Screwed Dating Agency
Smelly Nelly's Bellydancing
Leper Ladies Escort Service
Animals
Endangered Species Pest Control
Dead Pet Shop: "No food, no litter, no hassles"
Door Salesman Repellent Pet Crocodiles
Telemarketer Repellent Lion's Growl Phone Answering Service
