winnard wrote:
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>>"winnard" <8track1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>"Jay Furr" <jfurr-nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>"winnard" <8track1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>> My daughter got her learners permit last week. I tossed her the
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> keys
>
>>>>> as we
>>>>>left the license place, and lo an behold, 3/4 of a mile later someone
>>>>>pulls out in front of her and we nearly die.
>>>>
>>>>Next time you die, could you find Bear Bryant and punch him right in
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> the
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>>>>nose for us all?
>>>>
>>>
>>> TMML. He'll be around number 671 on my list of punchees.
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>>Out of morbid curiousity (hee), I ask: who are punchees 1 through 5?
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>
> 1) Timothy McVeigh
> 2) Hitler
> 3) Kurt Kobain
> 4) Rush Limbaugh (is he dead yet?)
> 5) Any of the Marx Brothers.
Stalin gets a pass, and you're worried about a talk show host and Harpo
Marx.
Shear Genus.
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