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the go0ro0's zen no brain in high gear [was Re: Isn't it time for the World Zen Champion****p?

by "^@[EMAIL PROTECTED] >---*=#" <yomama@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jan 18, 2008 at 12:25 AM

<stephen.vanier@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:fb8aae4b-e65e-4df7-8f20-856ddd1b8e39@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> ****SPV.......... You know after winning the Champion****p
>for 8 straight years in a row

you're lucky if you can even spell 'zen'

> I almost forgot

try harder. another quart of varnish and
two more grams of crank and poof ! there
goes the ol' memory banks.

> about it is nearly time to do it again

is that nearly zen time or nearly homeless
drunk welfare cheat drooling time?

> and give one of
> you "big thinkers" full of poverty and dis-ease

but everyone can't be like you soaked
to the gills with street grade chemicals
which should have killed off your remaining
two brain cells by now.

> a chance to pit you
> mortal brains against my divine Zen-No-Mind

no mind is about right. since you've killed off
most of your brain cells by voluntary chermical
poisoning a mind wouldn't stand a chance in
there.

> that is so far beyond
> anything you so-call Zen Master have attained

i'll just bet

 that each year instead
> of gaining more and more competition I just seem to leave you further
> and further behind.

depends where you're standing in
order to describe what you see as
being behind you. from where we
stand you're just walking backwards
and seeing the front of the line.

> Well, what is the deal.

we've been over this many times.
a deal is something they do with
cards or an ass humping you'll
get when buying a used car.

.....Shall I just put it out there the beginning
> again,

love your coherency. is that the
result of your zen no brain?

 so this year the competition will be three question qualifying
> you for the ending Challenge.

having trouble counting? i only
see one question below. or are
the other two only known to
those with zen no brain?

> 1)  Basic first question, "What is the sound of one Master laughing."

the wierd squealing noises you'll make
when they fill you full of sodium pentathol
and amputate your frostbitten toes.

happy trails brody
 




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