> > Oh, yeah, well now I'm convinced. I'll give Hillary a call at 3AM.
>
> That ad should be "it's 3AM the phone is ringing, Do you know where Bill
is?
> MB
Andy Borowitz did a column about the 3AM call, but it was a booty call
for Bill.
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Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight to Voicemail
'Baffled' By Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says
President George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton's
controversial "red phone" campaign ads at the White House today,
telling re****ters, "When that red phone rings, I just let it go
straight to voicemail."
Mr. Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest,
but he said that he had to speak up about Sen. Clinton's red phone ads
because he found them "so confusing."
"If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any
sleep," Mr. Bush said. "Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 PM, and I am
already tucked in by then."
Mr. Bush said that "there's nothing so im****tant that it can't wait
until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail."
In a rebuke of Sen. Clinton, Mr. Bush added, "If she doesn't know
about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I don't think she
has the experience to be president."
Campaigning in Houston, former President Bill Clinton took issue with
Mr. Bush's remarks, telling re****ters, "When I get a call at 3 AM, I
always pick up, if you know what I mean."
Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said,
"Three o'clock in the morning - come on! Odds are we're talking about
a booty call."
Shortly after his "booty call" remark, the Clinton campaign said that
they were revising the former president's itinerary to focus on states
that had already voted in February.
Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads,
showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 A.M.
http://www.borowitzre****t.com/
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