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>> > Oh, yeah, well now I'm convinced. I'll give Hillary a call at 3AM.
>>
>> That ad should be "it's 3AM the phone is ringing, Do you know where
Bill
>> is?
>> MB
>
> Andy Borowitz did a column about the 3AM call, but it was a booty call
> for Bill.
Yep, with a 195 pounder!
>
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> Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight to Voicemail
> 'Baffled' By Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says
>
> President George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton's
> controversial "red phone" campaign ads at the White House today,
> telling re****ters, "When that red phone rings, I just let it go
> straight to voicemail."
>
> Mr. Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest,
> but he said that he had to speak up about Sen. Clinton's red phone ads
> because he found them "so confusing."
>
> "If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any
> sleep," Mr. Bush said. "Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 PM, and I am
> already tucked in by then."
>
> Mr. Bush said that "there's nothing so im****tant that it can't wait
> until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail."
>
> In a rebuke of Sen. Clinton, Mr. Bush added, "If she doesn't know
> about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I don't think she
> has the experience to be president."
>
> Campaigning in Houston, former President Bill Clinton took issue with
> Mr. Bush's remarks, telling re****ters, "When I get a call at 3 AM, I
> always pick up, if you know what I mean."
>
> Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said,
> "Three o'clock in the morning - come on! Odds are we're talking about
> a booty call."
>
> Shortly after his "booty call" remark, the Clinton campaign said that
> they were revising the former president's itinerary to focus on states
> that had already voted in February.
>
> Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads,
> showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 A.M.
>
> http://www.borowitzre****t.com/
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