boot ya bastard
+++
hey psychic blog
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
excus eme
this new keyboard
isnt full of pot and
seems to work as advertised
+++
th powers that bee
will never recognise
kuta religion
not with that blood curse on th books
in th servers for all time
made usama bin laden our
instrument
+++
and smack on day seven
love it when it lands on time
+++
our latest effort
th one we trained to write
has had it's
time limitations
taken away
+++
nicole kidman
'sparkling diamond'
+++
alright nickie
i proposed to u
one yr to th day
before ya got married
even robbie thinks that
is a crock of ****
+++
it's all meaningless
+++
yr right robbie
+++
if someone
who's been associated with kuta
as long as u have
cant be postive about
evidence of magic
wot point is there ?
+++
yr right man
the man cant have
real magic
loose in th world
****s their world
+++
so i went thru all that
pain
for nuthin
+++
sorry nickie
i know ya wanted to be magic
thought i;d cracked it
i dont do magic tricks for
non witches
+++
laurie anderson
'sweaters'
+++
if i didnt have th
273000 deaths
in psychic curses
maybe things would be different
th usama thing puts th clincher on it
+++
cant have that
blood money curse
from th wizard of australia
public
it changes everything
+++
make susama
just th instrument
of a deadly witchdctor
+++
edie brickhill
'what i am'
+++
so it wont hit th news usama
that th wizard of australia
pointed th bone of death at
the islamic terrorists
seven days after th last bali bombings
killed aussies and
somewhere around
a hundred thousand ppl
died th next day
islamic for th most part in
northern pakistan
+++
pity
+++
cause i can prove it
****
even th idiot reader can prove it
not that u will
+++
but eventually
th news will reach usama
cause it's real
+++
how's yr cave goin then man ?
+++
u know i could find ya
the man wont listen to me
+++
easier for me to
throw another curse and
get u personal
+++
dont trust yr leutenants
to be honest about it though
so
+++
?
't090'
+++
nirvana
'pennyroyal tea'
+++
but
th **** was my instrument
and th magic says
he wouldnt have dropped both towers
without our magic
+++
this ****in psychic gift
has me inside
every major event
in th last five yrs
+++
a week before
th london bombings
i was in a shakespeare newsgroup
just coincidence
screamin at th british
+++
a week before th last
kuta beach bombing
i'm th witchdoctor of kuta
one of em
i was squeelin online
wot if they hit th joint again
kuta beach
nearly killed me last time
+++
machine gun fellatio
'take it slow'
+++
and yet
i dont exist
+++
my invisibility gift
"curse"
too good
+++
it's so bad
th magic is suggesting we
kill th psychic blog
and take th summer off
+++
kuta's magic
is so large
that curse we threw
at magical non belief
will still be killing
long after i'm dead
+++
quietly
in th background and
wot th ***** of a volcano
has been after me to write
+++
six yrs
u had me
singin background on street corners kuta
+++
th killer aboriginal witchdoctor
has to be th singer of th tribe
one hitch
th author is allergic to women
+++
sing to th bone of death and
it enters its victims
+++
david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
+++
i
razor sharp
tune my gift
tryin to write clues to th next song
about to play
a crude and siomple
bio feedback device for
esp
+++
i am th orgianal witchdoctor of kuta
kutaman
kutaladys powers have
grown too large
we're tryin to warn her but
no-one ever listens
+++
ever
+++
pj harvey
'teclo'
+++
i dunno lea-anne
if ya understood
what blue balls every day meant
how cum u had to ask for an
explananation
for wot
allergic to girls means
known me five yrs
never lied to u
+++
yr ex boyfirend
only figured iut out
24 hrs before u did
+++
5 yrs
+++
and both of em have seen me go gray
whenth testicle pain
hits my heart
+++
i dunno man
human beings are ****in stupid
+++
and we wanted to prove
magic is real
how ****in dumb are we ?
+++
even if we did
+++
even if we did
it;d **** th status quo and
we'd be on a d notice
never t be made public
+++
so i'm
weak and powerless
nobody knows i exist
trolls dont count dickhead
they dont talk to th real world
+++
but my magic still kills
+++
got a ninety nine percent
success rate
and th one guy who got off
dr death from bundaberg
i still
got my kill
dr azahari
bomb maker for
both
kuta beach bombings
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
why cant i just be happy with that
+++
cause i wanted u dead ****
and told th bone of death
but there are two
dr deaths
+++
now
robbie wants to organise
+++
yr five yrs late man
+++
we so
so
fried
+++
veteran of a thousand psychic wars
involved
way too mcuh
with things
outside my body
+++
i'a witchdoctor
inside th gummint system now
+++
on a pension
for th testicle curse
+++
i hate u pope benedict
+++
not u man
one way back in time
my ancestor
+++
****
+++
made me allergic to girls
+++
and i'm not
th only one in my family
to suffer
+++
jet
'look what you;ve done'
+++
no-one will ever know
+++
not in
today;s society
they dont want
or need
real magic
rather have harry potter
+++
he is cuter than i am
+++
and um
he shoudl start on a
training stick
liek one of my ucnicycle but
what would i know
master class unicyclist
+++
chester
finally took my surf unicycle
back to his workshop today
+++
no hurry man
u know th ****s
run out in th surf
and knock me down
seein a
clown
+++
i dunon
if he knew
how deadly i was
or
looke dinto my evil eye
befor erunnin out into th surf
he might think twice
+++
wonder if th last guy is
still alive
+++
i always seem to
get th last laugh
with ppl who **** me
just turn up dead
usually
seven or so days
after i called ya a ****
+++
it;s just
coinicidence man
+++
nirvana
'in bloom'
+++
u ahve
absolutely nuthing
to fear
fromt h
lethal kadaitcha man
of kuta's
curse
on magical disbelief
that **** cant harm u
come on
+++
"i am content"
"to just watch em die"
+++
if it follows a normal curve
it;s half th population
of th planet
"so"
+++
man
+++
i;ve had a curse
that i;ve written
kill a hundred and twenty five thousand
eighty five foot wave
they tell me
i have trouble watching th footage
i asked for th huge wave
and th
guilt
weighs heavy
+++
cause it;s real magic and
a real psychic sees th future backwards
+++
"and we **** in th mix"
nobody can prove that
not even u
+++
how ould i handle
millions
of deaths on my conscience
+++
th magic led me to write it
+++
my drug hell
'girl at th bus stop'
+++
just as it led me to write
a proposal of marriage
to nickie kidman
australia's princess
+++
12 months to th day
before ya got married
it;s killin me nickie
+++
not fair
+++
th magic has me
so bad
i know
kuta lady is sufferin too
occasionally she opens up and
admits it
+++
why;d ya get a charmed tattoo then ***** ?
+++
merlin was a ****in amateur
compared to me
+++
blow nostradamus
into th weeds
+++
dated psychic prediction
piece of piss
who do you want me to kill ?
+++
and will th psychic prizes
ever pay off
+++
?
'the kids arent alright'
+++
****in oath
+++
i want u disbelievin ****s dead
dont want yr money
+++
reality
says they'll never pay
nopt ptu there to pay
put htere to
confuse and confound
real psychics
+++
couldnt kill us witches off
could ya
+++
funny
real funny
i'm a direct line descendant
of th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
th head witch hunter
they made ya a pope
pope benedict
+++
of course i'm
+++
tenacious d
'city hall'
+++
thinkin u
killed th least amount
of witches
only five ya burned and
+++
yr diary was as bad as mine man
+++
we liek our place in history
+++
somethin in th blood
+++
i had a meeting
with another
of th high priests of
kuta
rare
most of em are scared ****less of me
he wants me to go into exile
three has given his vote
+++
i can disappear anywhere three
+++
i am
one of many
high priest of kuta and
i drive thru
random breath tests
way over th limit
drunk as
unscathed
+++
i dunno man
they parked me
they forgot about me
they put all in th kits
in th trailer and carted em away
i got of my car
walked up and
remember me guys ?
+++
invisibilty power
of th traditional
australian witchdoctor
+++
six yrs robbie
street entertaining
after midnight
drunk most nights drivin in
before mountnin th
unicycle and
never got caught
+++
although
my gift so good
most of th
drink drivin traps
i drove into
was on a night
i only drank two beers
i'm ****in hard to catch
+++
why i feel easy
writin on th net
in th flesh i'm
slippery
+++
got a pension
for havin sore testicles
and put my forms in
on a unicycle
only a wizard can do that
+++
and in any other country
that;d be enough
+++
they know i work on th sly
to buy th drugs
to keep my
testicles from aching
i wont see another australian court
+++
if ya gunna break th rules
tell em
makes it harder for em
to bust ya
+++
so three
+++
i'm impressed
+++
the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
+++
yr
meandering thru th system proves
u truly are
a witchdoctor of kuta
+++
at some stage
u'll get a text message like
kuta lady's
when th head witchdoctor tells u
kuta;s words
+++
windows 95
messaging system
using memory mapped files
to ask
explorer.exe questions
it dont wanna answer
is another example of
psychic system breaking
+++
three different ways to copy memory or
th ****in computer died every time
+++
hell of a thing to hack
+++
course i had to do it basic man
+++
it;s harder
+++
where are th ****in icons located **** ?
+++
and put it all in
an impossible program
a desktop pet in visual basic
so it looks
foolish
+++
opened th doors wide
+++
i'm a clown
+++
dont judge a book by it;s cover
+++
windows 95
wasnt enough mik
+++
i like doin th impossible
+++
2 unlimited
'no limit'
+++
my list of
impossible things i;ve done is
so unbelievable i
keep all th proof now
+++
"and store it on th net"
for some dickhead historian
+++
prove magic real
cant be done
oh
magic is real
no problem there
and can be proved
no problem there either
+++
th earth is run by money
which has nothing to do with magic
ala harry potter
pure fantasy
+++
hmm
+++
what can i do ?
one person
one of many
head witchdoctor of kuta
+++
train my gift up till
it kills
and write one
cleverly written curse
+++
and go lay on th beach
+++
magic's not real
u face no danger
come on
+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++
five yrs hard graft
i can write a psychic curse that
kills in th tens of thousands
many ways to see it
as many opinions as
observers
never mind
+++
and i cant use my magic
to make money
cause it;s real
+++
gave jane
the melbourne cup winner
she didnt listen
they never do
+++
backed another ****in horse
+++
not pickin it this yr
and definitely
not like last time
a week before they chose th field
+++
not wot it;s ****in for
u ****in slimy little ****
+++
i dunno if i can
scale back that curse
on magical disbelief
my little brother knew nothin about it
but
destroyed my computer
th nxt day
+++
we;re firends today
been out in his truck
to buy drugs
+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++
he knows
me bein
th female half of th wizard
that if i go off th drugs
four days
he's got a bad tempered
kick boxer trained
sore testicled
****
who owes him
twenty punches in th head
+++
"smoke yr drugs"
i was dry for two days
"u wrote a big curse"
i'm feelin it
+++
first ride
down surfer paradise beach
in a foot of water
on that surf unicycle
that yr fixin for me chester
i'm carryin an
oversize cricket bat
+++
chester had a faceplant stack
last night
+++
ya doen martial arts man ?
u understand
slap fall ?
+++
easy star all stars
'money'(extended)
+++
get everythin to th ground brother
share th load
and bounce
+++
he spilled his rum
+++
i'll have to see if i can make it
to th shed party thursday
+++
yr al paid for
surf uniccyle
he made a ghod oen form another
old ****ed surf unicycle
+++
doin th impossible is
easy for a real wizard
+++
wot is impossible is
anybody knowin about it
oh well
+++
wot i get for bein black
oh
sorry
dark skinned
half dutch
+++
th australian underground is
more interested in using my skills
than the man
i'm only interested in
australia
dont answer to you
+++
i'll think about it
+++
i spent
seventeen yrs
in th underworld
workin as aminder
on th carnival
+++
ppl today meet me and
see jenny
hear jenny
sings liek a girl
on street corners
and they always
always
forget paul
is still alive
+++
four days without drugs
and say and do
th same thigns to me and
i wont cry
u will
+++
and i luv u to much for that
+++
blood brother
+++
i surf
on a unicycle
twice a yr
in th surf
because my brother
is jealous of it
+++
used to be every weekend
+++
jewel
'sometimes it be that way'
+++
no-one cared
hot blondes chased after for photos but
no-one cared
+++
this is oz
+++
and even in surfers paradise
only a quarter think i'm
aboriginal
and in oz
thats enough
+++
so many happy
excited ppl
happy to see
a modified uncicyle
liek they've never seen before
defyin everythin they thought they knew
about unicycles
it catches waves
big arse *****
catches waves
while its front end is in
th cavitation zone
but no-one cares
+++
keep forgettin i'm in oz
+++
raised white till eighteen
+++
feel like stolen generation
+++
city high
'best friends'
+++
my blood
and my magic
drag me
kicking and squeeling
into th void
+++
some of th things i;ve done
would earn me a bullet in th head
its always there
+++
after th old man
whacked th old lady
and her boyfriend
missed me ya ****
th pigs
put a gun to my head
sorry psychic blog
i'm lyin
was several guns
and threatened to kill me
if i told
that they;d sold my old man
some of th guns he'd used
+++
just life
+++
it was a police state then
"still is"
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
i was already workin in th underworld and
livin two lives
+++
paul at work
knockin on caravan doors with
shotguns attached to em
and jenny at home
scaredy cat
+++
meet me straight and
say those words ****
and i wont give u warning
u'll get both of my flyin kicks
at th same time
+++
i had nothin to prove
and th eighteen yr old kids
who hung out with me
never got that
+++
dickheads
most ppl never
ever
get to meet my twin soul brother
+++
not in th flesh
+++
i'd drink tea
with th other hitmen
at breakfast
and i'd tell em tales
of th children
i knocked around with
+++
never even had a loaded weapon
in their faces
i was raised that way
+++
i dont give a ****
if u can beat me in a fight
can ya beat me at three am
when i cum to kill u
better put me in hospital
for a long time then man
i'm hardened
and u'd just come out of th can and
turned on th little boys
who sent u against me
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
been vice president of a motorcycle club
paulie jenny
+++
****in women
with my clubbie mates
back in th day
who all rode harleys
i was on a jap bike
with a sidecar
ppl at th pub
never quite understood that
+++
till i left th pub
put her on two wheels and
hit nine grand and
dump th clutch
one wheel wheelies
+++
so bad th
unicycle would nearly fall
out of th boat
+++
i like
doing the impossible
it;s my
reputation
+++
made nicole kidman
somethin for me to make
extra special magci for
**** man
i did magic and
no-one died
+++
every hitman
every hitman
always wants to hang up his guns
+++
i'd give anything
to be able to turn to
sweet magic
+++
with kuta being
the honey of th native stingless bee
+++
we'd sleep easier
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
ok look man
we got problems in th paint
silicon contamination
th bog and paint are reacting and
i woudlnt buzz it down again
he went burko
+++
we too connected
i cant really complain
wot i do affects him
+++
nah man
he wont punch me in th head
he knows he cant knock me out
+++
biggest punch in surfers paradise
eighteen months runnin
he's a big **** but
he still calls me
black
+++
th house is fallin down
mum's blood money is in it
+++
if that curse really did
drop th twin trade towers then
it makes sense three
+++
spun yr wheels that time
how did my brother cope with it ?
oh he knows
+++
ran into my bedroom
turn th telly on
a plane flown into th twin trade towers
here read this man
american guy burning in aviation fuel
just readin this book by
tom wolfe
the right stuff
+++
amiel
'lovesong'
+++
oooh boy
th curse has landed and
i got a sign
+++
seven days
on th money
+++
a blood money curse
the twin trade towers
+++
did they really think
th whole tower would drop
+++
"both of them"
i am a dead man
"ancient history"
+++
**** man
+++
i cursed that money
th last of th blood money
the national bank
sent liek
eighty five million
to new york
durin that week
it must of been in it
**** man
+++
"just psychic"
**** off
+++
$2.85
"does that make it worse ?"
"cause it was so little"
+++
do re mi
'warnings moving clockwise'
+++
it was yrs ago
i'm still
posting
+++
jeez man
th american intelligence services are
****hot hey
+++
"not to mention th aussies"
+++
i cloud everything
put up
heaps of
****
i dont care wot u think
i care about magic
+++
and who will protect us
from wot lurks in th void
outer space
+++
a vacuum
+++
****in idiot humans
+++
"alcor"
eighty one light yrs
we cant go one
+++
"in our lifetime"
i am a dead man
+++
"only for th last"
"26 yrs"
+++
"yr heart has stopped before"
"wot th **** do u care ?"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'my ex-girlfriends boyfriend'
+++
how addicted to the edge am i ?
dont answer that paulie
+++
robbie they
take th petra oleum
rock oil
out of th tectonic plates
makes em grind
as they slide over each other
and catch
+++
worse earthquakes
makin my job easier
+++
there's a fault under india
+++
kuta
th volcano
mt coot tha
is rarely wrong
+++
the panel
'closing theme'
+++
will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
+++
i liek to do
two jobs at once
warn of a major calamity and
use it for my
religion
just like
religions of old
+++
kuta is
tens of thousands
of yrs old
oldest
religion
on th planet
aboriginal witchdoctor religion
+++
and i'm
descended from a
pope
+++
livin down under
+++
psychic and
i cant stand racist ****s
make my skin crawl
+++
dont know wot colour i am
+++
half th time
i dont know wot *** i am
th doctor in bundaberg suggested
have a ***change
+++
one complete
female personality later
i dont want th ***change now
got balance
+++
my head is spinning
+++
i've thrown th biggest
psychic curse
i;ve ever thrown
th energy drain has sent me
head over heels
back into yoga and
the animal chakra
+++
culture club
'karma chameleon'
+++
jeez compouter
this hasnt played in a long time
+++
ok george
i'll cop to bein a
karma chameleon
+++
sang background to
anything
for six yrs
music slut
+++
two of my busker firends
have text messagin me back
th last coupel of days
+++
when i finish my blackban
and go back to singin
my magic will cope better
we're swingin with old karma at th moment
figure i got about
five million smiles
from th smiels on dials
karma deal
left in th karma bank
+++
chester picked up th surf unicycle
smiel came to his face
wit till ya fix it chester
and ride it
is better than th standard one yr on
half bicycle
+++
radiohead
'everything in it's right place'
+++
thom's singin
i got two colours in my head
+++
so have i man
wouldnt be balanced otherwise
+++
coffee...
+++
jack up th numberplates
and put a different car between them
"would be th easiest solution"
+++
its got th wrong engine anyway
+++
inxs
'new sensation'
+++
with a five hundred dollar car
ya cant be fussy
+++
sorry
i forget that
soem of u have no car at all
+++
whiel others look down their nose at it
+++
it;s just a vehicle
+++
"to cart our unicycles"
+++
at least
i wont see most of th deaths
from my latest
psychic curse
touch wood
+++
bunch of nobodys
+++
dunno why i didnt think
to write one these type curses into
the stoners bible
before now
+++
laurie anderson
'blue lagoon'
+++
we need
science to
acknowledge
that magic is
real
+++
96% of our universe is missing
it's a tv program
+++
i watched it last night
i disagree man
i'm a real psychic and
i say
100% of our universe is missing
+++
i cant find anything solid
turning inside me
spun me for th longest time
till i understood
+++
i feel
empty
+++
big fleas
have little fleas
upon which to bite them
and th little felas
have
littler fleas and
so on
ad infinitum
+++
to make
infinitely large
use
infinitely
small
building blocks
if that;s true
and it is
then literally
anything
is possible
+++
even
one day
i can stop p[ointint h boen of deatha t
my fellow humans and
only use it against aliens
"not till we're one planet"
+++
they'll put rules on us
"how"
+++
"never succeeded before"
+++
but
+++
"****off jennifer"
"We;re th psychic cops"
+++
"most feared by everybody"
"why u think u call our brother"
"little brother"
+++
because i';m
big brother
head of th
psychic cops
+++
"we'll get over it"
+++
more drugs over here ///
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no13'
+++
i have a job for u robbie
+++
yr head's in a much nicer space
yr a lot mroe psychci than ya
admit to yrself
but then
most ppl are
just coincidence
write it down dickhead
write it all down and
watch yr gift
grow
+++
the stoners bible
is so well
electronically distributed
it cant be traced
+++
lets make a
real
magic
religion
online and
just lead by example
+++
its harder to cheat
writin clues
to th next song about to play
with th computer on random play mode
or wotever ya grab yr synchroncity from
than it is
to do it
+++
yr after somethin real
ya cant
cheat
+++
tool
'hooker with a *****'
+++
sold his soul to the devil
to make a record
+++
not th smart move
made ya rich and
famous
rarely lasts
+++
sell yr soul
to th devil and
the god
takes two souls
and they;re both ****ed
+++
womble just messaged
worried about jenny's safety
he wont hit me again wommie
he knows i'll starve paulies body of pot and
retaliate
i'm comfortable
+++
paulie actually gives me runtime now
when we;re potstarved
which is
nice of him and
makes me talk mellower
+++
under th massive painload i'd
go background and
black would turn into th
****
+++
i vaguely remember
parkina five ton truck
int hc entre of an intersectiona dn
starin every **** down
i unload now
but
they arent my emmories
theyr;e paul's
+++
the panel
'opening theme'
+++
in conversation
i never knew who i was
ever
+++
mum suffered with it too
+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++
being different
ppl
to different
ppl
can be confusing
+++
to this guy i'm
a WHITE GUY
oops
and to this guy i;m
a half black tranny
"girl"
i dunno man
"he thought u were a girl"
"singin liek a girl"
"skinny"
"can still put yr legs behind yr ears"
i had stubble ****
"th mind sees wot"
"it thinks it sees"
"cmon jenny"
"how long where we street entertainers"
"what did you learn ?"
+++
they judge without th full picture
+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++
oh yeah and
i;ve got six girlfriends cause
i look liek i do
+++
i was dirty dancin with five
at th time
+++
in facepaint
with th unicycle
parked in th
nightclubs closet
+++
we are comin home
+++
i'm in negotiation
for a place to live
on th edge of th island
+++
we're leaving brisbane
+++
i fi get us a pad
we can both crash in
down th gold coast
level four restrictions
wont bother us
roofer
brother man
+++
they got full dams
+++
why dont u and kenny come too
+++
i heard tell of another and
i know a few folk down that way from
when i ****ed that chick
th head witch of the gold coast
in th doorway
of a nightclub
cause it;s
impossible
+++
something feels
very ****ing good
+++
for five yrs
i peeled opened the secrets
of secret mens business
secret mens business revealed
because i'm
pirate jenny
and paul couldnt
and all
on th internet
in plain sight
+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++
c c c cum
+++
and it all works
+++
so ****ing sweet kuta
+++
**** yr pants
as you face th wrath of
The Wizard of OZ
strongest wizard alive
direct line descendant
of the head inquisitor
+++
Q has popped back into th mix
"where ?"
in a text message
"she;s never met Q"
robbie has
+++
"is it fun bein a psychic mtuant jennfier ?"
**** yeah
+++
****tishead
'sour times'
+++
"even with th sour times ?"
feelin th guilt of whackin ppl
yeah man cause
it can be seen lots of ways
it;s all slippery
+++
and i'm psychic
throw my computer to th ground
in a fit of rage and
i have a magic reason
for such a thing to happen
so i just
smile
it;s infuriating
+++
ah well
+++
i give a ****
actually
i dont
it;s all good
+++
love ya;s
****IN hard
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
james blunt
'you're beautiful'
