A Republican pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
Holding a bag full of sweets, he says, "Hey kid, if I give you a piece
of candy, will you come in my car?"
The little boy replies, "Hell mister, give me the whole bag and I'll
come in your mouth!"
A little boy is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A Republican comes over and says, "What's wrong little boy?"
The little boy still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The Republican looks over the edge and sees a car with the little boy's
parents mangled n the rocks below.
The Republican turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just
ain't your lucky day!"
A *** researcher is interviewing Republicans about what they do with
their other hand when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room.
He asks the first Republican, who replies: "I hold a ****o mag."
The second says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse **** on the net."
The third says: "I hold a sponge."
The researcher, startled, says: "Why a sponge?"
"Well, I've got to use something to bathe the boys."
How do you stop an 16-year-old boy from choking?
Take the Republican's dick out of his mouth.
Why do Republicans like Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's black and blue and doesn't like ***?
The little boy in the trunk of Foley's car.
What did the Republican say when he was released from prison?
"I feel like a kid again."
The Supreme Court ruled today that virtual child ****ography is legal.
Finally, some good news for Republicans.
--
"Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their
own government. Whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their
notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights."
- Thomas Jefferson
*Thanks to Pretzel
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