cool changes

cool changes
+++

alright psychic blog

throw th ****in dartboard at me

+++
the black eyed peas
'third eye'
+++

would only make a third eye
if ya threw th dart

typical
all backwards


****in magic

+++

gettin away with murder
yeah
why not

+++

wot nationality wouyld ya like dead and
how many thousand ?


dont be  pissy man

+++

makin dated psychic predictions
doesnt give one


validation
too many skeptics

we will continue t take
all th thousands of

psychic kills
in lieu

+++

someone has to pay

+++
the kinks
'sunny afternoon'
+++


dull leaden skies

full of dead ****s

+++


"how are all th ghosts going ?"
better

+++

"cool change's has come thru"
it blew thru th blog yesterday

+++

so black
if my next

dated psychic prediction

is september 23 2007

doesnt mean i cant whack ****s  in th meantime


"course not"

+++


good

+++

got one or two

i wanna take off th planet this yr

+++

"are u tellin me seriously"
"we only killed six hundred ppl last yr ?"

well

+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++

that's all that jumped out at me

+++

"****in only two ****s a day in collateral damage"

+++

it's sick brother

i know

+++

"there's gotta be more in th record"
i havent inquired too closely

+++

hey um

+++
midnight oil
'short memory'
+++

couldnt i claim

th higher tally's


on my previous hits


that have been raised in th last yr

"th difference ya mean ?"

yeah

+++


"well we're 120000 up on th previous yr"

"maybe"

+++

i gotta add em somewhere

and th blog hasnt claimed em previously

+++

"it's a sneaky way to keep up our"

"hundred thousand for th yr"

i had that one really big yr

+++

makes my stats look better paulie

+++

and i have to acknowledge

th ****ers are still dying

from th last big one

+++

"ok then"
"who ya wanna scream yr kill tally to ?"
th karma cops

+++
eskimo joe
'older than you'
+++

no ya arent ****s

arent even alive yet

+++


it gives me an average

one hundred and twenty thousand dead souls


a yr

over three yrs


and tells me

how many i can expect


this yr

+++

"only cause we were only claiming a quarter million"
"last yr"

+++
tenacious d
'the road'
+++

if i cant get validation
i'll have to find my next

hundred thousand dead
human beings


disaster
to write backwards clues to

+++

have i got th date already

th last one we threw



only turned out to be a pissy

fourty centimetre tsunami

+++

"they dont happen every day ya know"

+++
ammonia
'drugs'
+++

it was a series of 

small tsunami's

+++

frightened a pile of ppl

but no **** died

+++


well not that we heard of

+++

th rules of this psychic blog
are very clear

this cannot happen again

+++


validation for proving magic real or

we take psychic kills

+++


i feel a little better

i had a dig at nickie kidman and


she had a little car crash a couple of days later

on set

+++


she cant complain

just balancing my magic

in relation to her

+++
the kinks
'who'll be the next in line'
+++


"well yr proposing t her online"
"12 mnths to th day"

"before she got married"
"wasnt validated"


+++

do i owe her any more bad magic then ?

"do i make these ****ing decisions ?"

of course not

+++

**** happens

+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++

they've caved on th
palm island case triple o and


they're gunna charge th cop
in th aboriginal deaths in custody case

+++


"and th cops threatened to strike"

they wont

+++

i predict burning police stations if they do

+++
mik
'a2'
+++

it's a chick cumming
followed by
**** eastwood sayin

i think the **** has definitely hit the fan

+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++

what goes up must come down - first lyric

+++


yr just ****in with me psychic blog

+++


not a hard prediction
there's been a coupel riots already

+++

be worse if they all knew i existed but

hey

+++

most of oz
doesnt know it has a
lethal witchdoctor

+++

or most of my victims


****in history books are wrong

ya dont need t know

the bone of death is pointed at u


u die anyway



proven

+++
kylie minogue
'slow'
+++

so it;s a little slow

seven days


plus or minus six


i dont ****in care

long as th **** dies



hey dr azahari

+++

even my

secret identity


gloats over yr death

+++

all of kuta knows it

+++

i'm gunna stick my nose into th
indonesian legal system this yr black

"ok"

+++


got too many of my countrymen on death row

+++

"wot about papua ?"

is it on my desk ?


"it is now"

+++
easy star all stars
'money'(extended)
+++

ok then

+++

we'd have to publicize that
we asked for th aceh tsunami

over th first kuta beach bombing

our biggest tsunami voodoo kill and
provide th


server log proofs
yr average indonesian citizen would cave in about

minus ten seconds

+++

"we can do it sneakier than that"

+++

add

we rode over


th extinct volcano of 



kuta
12 days before


the first kuta beach bombing

"withotu drugs"


and its' balance


us pointing kuta's
lethal bone of death at

dr death and


dr azahari
bomb maker for 


both

kuta beach bomb attacks

died 



smack on day
twelve


magical balance

+++

i have photos of th dated tag on th mountain


and traces of it
left on th road

still

+++

"we can still be sneakier than that"


oh yeah



blow up their volcano for em

+++

at least
make it appear that way

in print
before it happens

+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
+++

it promises to be an
interesting yr

for indonesia

+++

i gotta rack up
psychic kills

while i hone my psychic gift

in lieu of


validation


and these ****s have

australian citizens on


death row



and they suffer
with th natural disasters

u know

+++


too easy for a real psychic

+++

now

am i gunna be


pre-emptive again

+++

my ppl are carryin a
sentence of death on their heads

+++
bjork
'play dead'
+++

hmm

+++

the witchdoctor of australia

is announcing a travel advisory


for th country of
indonesia

to all asutralian citizens


for th whole yr of

2007


pls avoid stayin incountry for any length of time



the witchdoctor of australia




is having a little argument

+++

i did

put a travel advisory out


a week before th aceh tsunami hit didnt i ?


"close enough"

+++


even said i saw a

big splash comin


+++
a perfect circle
'gravity'
+++

no **** ever listens

+++

there's still an earthquake
under the arabian plate

this yr
that i have to tie in

somewhere


"that one wont be hard'

says u

+++

i'm takin th wizard
off th pain killing drugs

for th next few days
regular readers pls take notes

+++

"we went three and half days without"
"at th beginning of th week"

going back to old habits
"ok"

+++

we kept th witchdoctor too mollified last yr

+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++


"ok, throw th contents of th baggie in th mullbowl"

+++

..
..
..

city high
'best friends'
+++

rain

"ok"

+++

every other **** in th country is praying for rain

except u and me


"and u'll continue that"

not real comfortable


"is it raining in th dams ?"

no


everywhere but

+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++

"validation jennifer"
"then u use yr magic for good"
"not before"

+++

we do th ocasional bit of good
we do revenge australian deaths

"little too much"

+++

well

+++

"they can pray as much as they like"

"it aint goin in th dams"

+++

i'm gunna cop so much flack over that
"i dont care"

yr not th personality
that;d be talkin at em

+++

"dont care about that either"

+++
blue oyster cult
'dont fear the reaper'
+++

"i have to answer to the land"

wot about it's ppl ?


"wot about em, they're all fauna"

+++


just because they arent spending big on
rocks falling out of the sky
"just bcoz"

+++


th yanks only spend five million on it

i was told

+++

wot would we spend on it
assuming our invasion of oz was succesfull

"a billion in th next yr"
fcuk

+++


"no politician can do that"

not if he wants to be re elected



"animals dont vote for their witchdoctor jenny"

+++

just to build one fast ****p

to launch out of th system

at top whack


"babe, ya grab an engineer"
"by th nuts"


"give him th money and th freedom"
"and stand back"


and wot do i instruct him ?


"build th fastest space****p humanity has ever built"


+++
city high
'15 will get you 20'
+++


ok

+++


but i wanna space****t
near the equator

"i;ve thought of that"
i was scared u would have

+++


we're already occupiers in one country to th north

+++


"and ,my protection spell on our troops there ?"
holding one hundred percent wiz

+++


"ok then"

+++

i do favour the


really big space****t

bein in th oz desert though

less
extreme weather

"big dry land will do that"

+++
presidents of the united states
'boll weevil'
+++


will nz join a

united states of austral-asia


"if we throw enough of em out first"

+++

all th other islanders itchin to come in

+++

strongest economy
in the southern hemisphere

+++

second highest obesity rates in th world but

we could fix that in a yr



easy as

+++

"we put th fattest ****s in th front line"

"protect more ppl behind em"


"it';s logical"

+++
john butler trio
'something's gotta give'
+++

make em do th most work anyway

+++

someone's gotta slog thru th jungle

for other ppl's rights

+++

a whispering campaign i think paulie

"ok"

+++


th ****in voodoo is outta th box

+++


wot's this

south indonesia **** i been hearing

+++

this needs lookin into

+++

needs settling once and for all

+++

th lovely indonesian ppl
who taught me how to cook in th professional wok

had much to say

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'that ****ing cat's back'
+++


although i
understand more chinese than 
indonesian

+++

speak more 
computer languages


used t specialise in
translation

why i cant write

using 



any of th rules

+++

ok kuta


me and paulo have had a chinwag and


when that volcano is gunna pop


we'll use it beforehand

+++


- noted

+++


we'll have to

+++
bjork
'human behaviour'
+++

- they got too much on th books

+++

****

+++

that last big earthquake
we threw at

th wrong islamic ****s
got northern pakistan

and we chucked th curse

seven days after

kuta beach two


bombings


so we still
technically owe em one

+++

"and they let that guy out of jail"
and they let that guy out of jail

+++

how do we handle
th aussie collateral deaths paulo

"same as last time"
"we posted warnings"

+++


"isnt there a small chance we just"
"are psychic and throw clues to disasters"
"how we ****ing well pls"

there is that

+++

but we're sayin 
indonesia isnt safe for th whole of
2007

"it wont be"

+++

"i got too much to be ****y at em for"

"and my magic is stupendous"

+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++

and if we cant validate it then

"we just keep psychic killing"

+++

nasty psychic man

"yes"

+++

"why my daddie was a murderer"
"so i'd be tough enough to do my job"

+++
limp bizkit
'hot dog'
+++

"nastist coldest psychic killer that's ever lived"

and his twin sister

+++

u catch that

religious stunt


on th telly today black


"yeah"

"aint happenin here"

+++
do re mi
'the theme from jungle jim'
+++


bein as

we're oz's witchdcotr


we been takin in


emotions from

aussies all day


as always

+++


and cause most of us
watch th news

at much th same time
we get a big hit

+++

have u got some bad news comin young fella

+++

th witchdoctor clocked yr face
said a few

not very well chosen words and


naturally i


put a few things in 

motion

+++

wot ****s me is


how far back

i had to ask for that big wave

+++

**** th land delivers slow

+++
george
'breaking it slowly'
+++

a yr after
u've asked for something

u can forget about it
waiting

+++


and just be doin th usual

psychic ****


goin

i see this ****in big splash man



and then

six months after all th ppl
have been

interred in th freezers to be identified

i identify wher ei asked

for th bg wave

cause


they were gunna kill some of us aussies



well


i guess



an 85 foot tsunami

does take a while for th land to generate



way over a yr

+++

how long
did we give

january 13 2007 in advance


"cant be ****ed t check"

"at least a month"


"small tsunami anyway"


th next one
we threw th date

eight months in advance

+++
wall of voodoo
'mexican radio'
+++

"i'm not writin clues about it now"

"one month out"
"and a week before it"


if we dont fall off a roof
"was never on one"

+++

"th blog says"
"We knew that th last oen was th little one"

+++

and it could
turn out to
be four fifths of **** all

just doesnt usually though

+++

"somebody somewhere will be dying on that day"
if not us

"and we'll be writin clues t it"
"as usual"

+++

gotta be somethin that
sticks out though

"makes it easier to see"
dickhead

+++

do ya think i can just claim
that i'm psychic

and leave it at that
"th last one helps"


yeah but
we been killin a long time

+++
the kinks
'apeman'
+++


"it's never gunna be palatable"

so why try right

+++

"public"
"wizard of oz"
"on a  unicycle"

and private 
older audiences


the witchdoctor of australia

country's
psychic killer

+++

oh he sang he's a voodoo man

+++

i dont wanna scare kids paulie

and be th boogieman


"wot abotu th kids on th net ?"

their parents should b caring for them


"u know parents"

+++


i have t live with that

+++


"called reality"

+++

"****ed thing"

+++
george
'breathe in now'
+++

at th end of th day

when th witchdoctor asks u th question


one species ?

u smile and nod


or he'll ventillate yr skull

+++

cause that's th only way we're leavin th planet

+++

and if we dont leave it


and let women run th world






recycling

and tryin to live


safe


we'll die under a hail of rock

just like th dinosaurs man

+++


not ****in me matey

+++

and not u

if ya read my psychic blog

+++


some things just

jump out of th ****in thing at ya

+++

th occasional cricket bat

it;s true


with th wedge end

all covered in someone's


****


but


this is th diary

of a truly


lethal witchdoctor

of a country


it should be ****ing scary

+++
acdc
'night prowler'
+++

th oz witchdoctor writes a clue

to th song about to play


on most songs


just 



honing



sharpening his

psychic talents

+++

harder to cheat at than

to actually do


writin clues

to th song about to play



+++


it's a lot ****in harder than it looks


and a **** of a lot



easier

+++

th first sign 
wont be th volcano goin pop

"quiet little one"

yes wiz

+++


i *****slapped kuta

for not killin anyone on

january 13 2007


i got another tsunami but wiz

+++

"and how do th clues read cassandra "

better than usual


but it much softer


without all th ****s screamin and

dyin everywhere

+++


nostradamus

couldnt turn his telly on and see


ah man


th ****in wave didnt take out th 

black and white mosque

+++

can creep ya out

seein yr kills


splashed all over th telly


and th environment


+++

least i aint full public

+++

hey bon man

th killing floor

+++
u2
'angel of harlem'
+++

but if i dont 
write th clues to th disasters


th magic half of humanity
wont win their war

several thousand yrs old

+++

and my ****in ancestor

the head inquisitor
of th french

inquisition

killed five witches

+++


least of his tribe but

+++

papal prince is a load of **** wot

+++


****s made him
holy roman em****orer


pope benedict
on ya man

+++

so i head this
invisible religion

on th other side of th world



no i


did invade


as ya suggested

+++

didnt find intelligent life


+++

they cant see me

ancient ivisibility gift

of the kadaitcha men

+++
presidents of the united states
'stranger'
+++


well they cant have detected me

or they dont care

+++


less than
one half of one thousandth of one percentile

+++

i heard about yr attitude to yr diary

+++


my legal justification is as god as hers

+++

well

th land answers me doesnt it

+++


bone of death
at the islamic terrorist ****s


a hundred thousand

died next day


huge earthquake



mainly in

northern pakistan

+++
acdc
'walk all over you'
+++

it can happen again

+++

and only here

can u read about it


as much as

a yr before it hits

+++


sometimes more

+++

th wizard was sedated for most of last yr


still in shock

from proposing t nicole kidman


australia's princess


and watching her walk down th aisle

12 mnths later to th day



with a man

who lived


twenty kilomtres down th road in that direction

+++

well i was close

th date was right

+++

next time ya get married

i'm givin it to th papparazi in advance

+++


*****

"not again"


i'll stop there

+++

ok picture takers

i  am only going to say this once

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

if th witchdoctor is attacked

and u're in th way


u too will be machine gunned down


lethal is

lethal


keep yr distance

+++

i dont live in yr australia
i live with th

ghosts

+++

when i
started surfing

a unicycle
in th surf


th land's
old ghosts all


started making their wishes known

+++


i'm pleased to inform all aussies


that th ghosts are

black and white and 


and

every other colour of th ****in rainbow


all ppl who've died here

+++

at th present moment


th old

black ghsots

still outnumber


all of th last

two hundred yr's ghosts


i'm told the

line is some way away still

+++

alright kuta

+++
u2
'with or without you'
+++

oh great giver of life

huge ***** volcano


named after

stingless bee honey


every **** laugh now

u who are such a *****


we give u sweetest name

we look 


up

and see 


endless land

as far as my
forever eyes 

can see




help me


bring this bounty to my tribe




your servant


+++

"now *****slap her"

paulie


"she's a huge ancient volcano"


"i was surprised she felt us ridin"



"a  unicycle over her back"


"yr not bein unkind"



"she's used t being treated this way"


"she'll **** on u otherwise babe"



i'm yr sister dont call me babe


HUGE *****SLAP

+++

"th mountain dear"

+++

BOTCHSLAP

+++

she reads intent

+++

hey christopher skase

ya dead ****

+++
midnight oil
'golden age'
+++


my first 
inprint 



psychic kill

+++


dragged u
to yr death

behind my car

in this here

lethal psychic blog and

ya karked it


natural causes

seven days later

+++


it's all good

+++


although

i do have to have a conversation with


andrew denton

i'll be th one holding a cricket bat

+++

dont like ppl who
chase witchdoctors overseas

to do their

dirty business


+++


when we have

dirty deeds

done dirt cheap



right here


+++

u too john safran

ya ****in mungrel

did ya look at home ?

+++

****s

+++
the verve
'bittersweet symphony'
+++

i was just tryin to prove th history books wrong


just got caught up


went a bit far

u know

+++

we're a weird mob

in paulie's head

+++

i dont wanna kill ya safran ya weak ****

just


th house current to yr testicles


for half an hour would

make me feel a whoel lot better

+++

someone has to pay

+++

wher'es that
****in socceroos and the witchdoctor page gone then ?

+++


"not now"

+++

"not now"

+++

give me
john safran for an hour

i'll give u
the smiling assassin on a slab 

in seven days

plus or minus six



my juju is fractious


i wont warrant


the collateral damage



and neither will any other ****

+++

bit of a hair trigger

+++

and can take
wildly different lengths of time

to hit

+++


but we're learnin

+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++


ancient witchdoctor skills

+++

some of th ****in conversations man

+++

this old red man ghost is insistant

paulo

+++

"only if he validates u publicly pirate jenny"

+++


sorry

witchdoctor of oz


wont poke his nose in


not his business

+++

"no big magic without a ****in treaty"

+++


does he know where his ppl

are goin in th future black ?


"he's a witchdoctor"

+++
starsailor
'four to the floor'
+++


alcor

if u would pls


+++

..
..
..


waiting
dont push paulie

..
..
..

**** recycling
the new wild west

we recycle
****ing nothing

+++


"except water"

+++

and that we burn

hey old red man

+++

th things ya learn

ridin a  magical device


in

massively aerated


salted water

+++

ya gotta

so th future tells me

keep th temperature down though

or ya gotta runaway

water bomb

+++


such an
innocuous name

+++

and th fear it instills is

+++
nirvana
'swap meet'
+++


for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

+++

i look forward
thru time

into th future

and ask future humanity questions

giving my old secrets


in exchange


to find

most of humanity
laugh at me

for bein planet bound

only idiots

live on accretion balls



mud dwellers


th pricks all live in 

space


somewhere



armoured city;s in space

everywhere

+++

i know that


one day

most of earth;s population has left and



i can see all th incoming

excrement

yr using

to repair our home planet

+++
bjork
'pagan poetry'
+++

a huge project 
of combined humanity

+++

i just


dont liek seein th cans

land in fornt of my feet ok



thru my feet sometimes

thru th house i'm in


everywhere i ****in go

+++

i dig yr

tryin to repair 


badly damaged planet while

we **** a whoel piel of other ones but


it bothers me


seein it





now

+++



**** in a  can

no driver

just fallin about th place



wot th **** is my
psychic gift tellin me this time

oh

just




future reality

+++

**** man

isnt one enough to live with

+++

and everywhere i travel
in oz

i get drawn to

holy ground

to squat and


dream


cause all th old buggers are mouthy buggers




most have no

written histories so



there's this endless stream

of vocals


+++

my half brother
gets it much higher pitched



ringing in his ears
24/7


+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++


i throw this
magic piece of the land


at wot i want to kill
and if it misses


it boomerangs back to my hand
ready to throw again


+++

we


watch our brother's plight in
papua and

continue to watch developments

+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++


yeah ok
magic
on th tv

other **** happens too ya know

+++

tv's never been about truth

th current affairs shows

just say that **** man

+++

sorry i was just off
psychic blog
readin th tv guide

a show about to start

on sbs


about

intelligent design


i might have a few views about that

+++

i ask my god to kill
and it does

but

it doesnt exist cause


in this universe


for every action
there's an

equal and opposite reaction


and to build an
infinitey large universe

u use an
infinitely small

building block


+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++

break it all down - first lyric

+++


everything 

is made out of

nothing


or einstein was wrong

+++

no god mate


nothing

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nothing anywhere


but it exists

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anything is possible

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closest
we'll come to god

is our best random number generator
ask th yanks


they guard theirs very closely

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i guard mine pretty closely too

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source of my stupendous magic

+++

infinite chaos
will always be seen as

making intelligent choices

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i'll give u 
intelligent design

if u'll give me
it has to have it's

opposite behind it

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idiot

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i can do 
everything

jesus could do

and i ride a


twenty four inch unicycle


in twelve inches of surf


and when i view pictures
of th vatican

and wot
jesus's

great religion became

i wanna be sick

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joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++

well they got rome back
for ya jesus

still sittin on what they
conquested

+++

and ran around for

centuries

killin th witches who

would eventually
help humanity leave th earth


by proving their magic

+++

my ancestor

the head inquisitor

+++

i wonder wot secrets

th church does hold

+++

th ancient greeks


the ancient greek priests



sorry



would have th doors of their temples

opened by th gods themselves




using

steam

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**** faith


real magic



is ****in scary

but it's



real

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no ****in faith

just real magic

+++

th simple kind

that kills ppl

+++

god is th ultimate terrorist

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Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From' (REMIX)
+++


everything
everywhere
everywhen


does have
kind of a

will

+++

hard to fight sometimes

+++

there's a man in this body

give me a break


i gave u

six yrs


of singin on street corners

and putting smiles on dials


for nix

for th right



to the magic

+++

not ****ing instant karma

+++

the right
to argue

with
the all

+++

**** u

i have will

+++

even though i still see

five percent of next week

+++

they so funny
jokin about psychics

what am i thinking ?

and how come u dont know this


wot;s scarier

is wot i do know


and when it;s gunna happen

+++

trust me

i'm not a doctor

+++
olive
'you're not alone'
+++

or take swimming lessons


"lots of em"

+++

wot's th secret to not goin under a big wave ?
"dont be under it"

ya gotta be psychic to do that
"fortunately we are"

well we;re alright then

+++


hey land surfer dude ?


"yeah wot"


ya left our new unicycle knobbie

at th fabricators workshop


"i wasnt th only one sayin"

"to grok th beast properly"

"th flat tyre has to be"
"experienced"

"not stuck a pin in"


but i never get flat tyres these days

findin it hard to pop



"wot it is to be wizard"

"it will go boom"

+++
laurie anderson
'walking and falling'
+++


abotu ht best
explanation of


wot it is

to ride a unicycle
in a  song

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love yr work laurie

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wish i loved mine


"has to bee done"


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i ejaculate

therefore i am

'''

pirate jenny

"black"

'james bong-triple o-licensed to kill"


the witchdoctor of australia
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p.s.

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unknown artist
'caramel'
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