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Top 10 Reasons Why the CIA Posts to Usenet

by "www.freedomtofascism.com" <hemlock432@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Oct 20, 2007 at 08:41 AM

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:03:17 -0400, ah <splifingate@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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 You and your environment are two sides of the same coin.

i like money

If you make your environment more filth, you are making yourself more
filthy in the process.

so?

 Why don't you take a bath in a lave pool? If you cannot survive a
bath
 in a lava pool, then what good is your organic body?

survival addiction duly noted and terminally
recycled.  what else ya got sparkles?

 He hasn't got much if he's recycling the old CIA "I'm an
extraterrestrial
 posting to usenet" gig.

 hi alexa !

hi alexa !


Top Ten Reasons Why the CIA Posts to Usenet

10.  They don't want Putin to think they're smarter than
     George W. Bush.

 9.  The FBI won't accidentally blow their cover while
     soliciting toddlers for Cheney's DC pedophile ring.

 8.  General Hayden likes little boys.

 7.  Economics 101:  Pay check, pay check, pay check.
     (Ask Ben The Helicopter Pilot)

 6.  Keeping a low Usenet profile. (absurd)

 5.  Most of the Fed's major decisions are decided by
     brain-storming alt.humor.jewish.

 4.  Art Bell is in charge of the US Navy and most
     im****tant Pentagon decisions.

 3.  The Aleeuns have landed and taken over their
     longitudinal interferometers

 2.  Posting to Usenet helps employ the disabled at the NSA.

     <drum roll, maestro!>

 1.  They're pissed off because they had to use the oxymoron
     "Central Intelligence Agency" rather than Nazi Command
     Central (NCC) because Gene Roddenberry already beat them
     to it.
 




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