Modemac wrote:
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> Clear Channel is preparing "one second" radio ads:
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> http://www.adage.com/mediaworks/article?article_id=109796
>
http://tinyurl.com/ok3xz
The most potentially effective regulation is made by the
U.S. Treasury Department, Division of Alcohol, Tobacco,
and Firearms (ATF). It states:
Subliminals are inherently deceptive because the consumer
does not perceive them at a normal level of awareness, and
thus is given no choice whether to accept or reject the
message, as is the case with normal advertising. ATF holds
that this type of advertising technique is false and
deceptive, and is prohibited by law.
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Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
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"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
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"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
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"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet
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"It is already like a government job,"
he said, "but with goats."
-- Iranian goat smuggler
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"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni
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I once cried because I had no shoes.
Then I met a man with no feet.
So I shot him in the knees.
You should have heard him *****.
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Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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"Idle hands are the Devil's fully-funded
research and development laboratory."
-- nu-monet
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"We've pretty much just been patrolling
and flying helicopters all over the place,
and when we see something bad, we blow it up."
-- Maj. David Holahan, US Marines
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"We're going to take things away from
you on behalf of the common good."
-- Hillary Clinton
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"Soylent Brown is made of Poo-Poo!"
-- nu-monet
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"Experience has taught the FBI that there are
no neat dividing lines that distinguish criminal,
terrorist and foreign intelligence activities
from those of normal, law-abiding citizens."
-- FBI Director Robert Mueller
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Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'
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"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet
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Unless there is some reason for investigation,
the federal law and the Constitution still
protect the rights of citizens.
--FBI agent Greg Stejskal
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"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mother****p and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos
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"Pleasure me, you ebony wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo'
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"God's light and God's life ooze
over me like warm butter."
-- Gay Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson
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"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
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"The Silver Sphere is about twice the size of a
billiard ball. It has a couple of very sharp hooks
built into it. It flies through the air, attaches
itself to your forehead, and digs in. Then a drill
comes out and pierces your skull just above the
bridge of the nose, while blood spurts out the other
end. I hate it when that happens."
-- Roger Ebert
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"Be Brave! Fear is just the
opposite of Nar!"
--nu-monet
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"Military intelligence is sifting
through the destruction..."
-- catchy quote from
The Wa****ngton Times
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"He's just screaming out
'Neuter Me!'"
-- some guy about his dog
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"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins
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Anyone with a gun pointed
at you is the government.
--nu-monet
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Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet
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"This hedgehog will live with us!"
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"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet
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THE ETERNAL CONTEST
"God adores filthy, downtrodden wretches,
and covers the Earth with his favorites;
but Mother Nature abhores the ignorant
peasant, and seeks ever creative ways of
reducing their profligate numbers."
--nu-monet
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nu-monet's law: When the follow-up to a non-
political post has a gratuitously political
message for no apparent reason, and the law
is involked, the poster is required to post
ten(10) non-political messages before
blathering about politics again.
Corollary #1: If you write a non-political
reply to a political post you must masturbate
three times in rapid succession.
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v2 nu-monet's corollary: When a follow-up
message to a non-political thread has a
gratuitously political message for no apparent
reason, the follow-up message poster should be
kill filtered, because they will never have
anything intelligent to contribute in the future.
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