where are ya pooh
+++
bugger
three trees down in back yard
'be seein th channel seven tv tower fly past in a minute"
good flyin weather
+++
that's th third powercut we've had this mornin
hit save ya cow
+++
i charged th digital cam batteries
and pulled in th drive
"dodgin bits of gum trees everywhere"
+++
i cant see a ****in thing outside
put fifteen in th xf limo
petrol tank
and couldnt see th bowser
hair in my eyes everywhere
"we gotta go for a unicycle surf"
+++
"guy on a surfboard on th telly"
jack johnson clip
"we sing tonight"
"<<< Smile >>>"
probably
+++
"be a nice jam"
++++
dont like sulphur in my pot jen
buy a new lighter
"k wiz"
+++
now where insane
can we go flyin on th unicycle ?
+++
'got taken out by a gust thursday"
fun as
+++
"you gave a pooh a backrub last night"
sublimation
"keh"
+++
"s alright she wont be there tonight"
i dont believe you
+++
barbie girl said everyoen was comin
make that four power cuts jenny
"****"
"at least they're quick"
+++
"something writing to th registry at boot"
s alright we're catchin it
+++
changed my wallpaper
to a newspaper
with a marijuana bud on it
made sense at th time
+++
i dunno pooh
i'm gunna be trashed by th time ya ring
+++
"gotta sing tonight"
+++
shutup jen
+++
"she'll be there"
you shutup too
+++
i restrung th guitar barbie girl
and
i'll bring it as a back up
got six strings
+++
"take th tuner"
they wont use it
"take it anyway"
"i like to sing to to a tuned guitar"
nuthin worse than
comin home from a jam and
check th tune of th guitar and
****in half a tone out
be mellow with th bottom e string ok
doesnt go out of tune much anyway
tune yur axe to d
+++
"****in power chords"
+++
lighter died
"cant find th white one"
+++
"you gave pooh a backrub"
**** off
+++
didnt i give her a backrub last time
between boyfriends
"yep"
+++
she was funny last night man
specially after th kahlua
+++
i put oil in th steering box
"put fuel in th car"
couldnt see th bowser
hair everywhere
"went to th bottlo"
bought some fags
and watched video ****s
where's th ****in music gone ?
"sorry it finished"
+++
better put some on
should warm it up
if yur gunna sing later jen
"you letting me out ?"
full moon party
"<<< smile >>>"
+++
david byrne
'like humans do'
+++
where are th pirate pants ?
+++
"skulls and crossbones"
least th pirate net connection is still up
"i a happy pirate"
+++
i found a box of matches
and th pirate pants
"ku ta"
+++
do re mi
'after the volcano'
+++
"skin chooser"
"can i be white tonight ?"
smoek yur drugs jennifer
+++
placebo
'something rotten'
++
i know
there arent that much of em left
be lots pushed down yur throat tonight girl
"if i sing sweetly"
either way
even if i'm singin
+++
gone out to talk unicycles with deano
"and haev a cuppa with pooh"
later
..
..
..
buya ****inlighter
"ok"
..
..
..
+++
..
..
..
"if you were goin out with a chick"
"She'd make ya shave again"
full th hashpipe and shut th **** up
+++
you can keep th cam overnight
i aint takin photos of th party
"rarely have th time"
+++
"so we're her best friend too"
looks that way
+++
?
'come what may'
+++
"you know who sings it"
+++
**** off
+++
steering pump
emptied it's guts again
i topped it up but
mess on th driveway
that ****in blowie
oil goin everywhere
petrol prices have dropped
one dollar eighteen today
a litre
+++
glad i didnt stay last night
they watched ghost after i left
enough problems with bein half ghost
+++
"th serenity of death"
never have to listen to another ****head human
"bastards wouldnt let me in"
i was gypped
+++
next time i die
i'm doin it properly
+++
massive attack
'safe from harm'
+++
i'll pick th axe up soon
+++
five powercuts so far
went out whiel i was away
+++
i aint resettin th clocks
+++
left rear is still losin air
+++
i knew you were
off buyin chips
go figure
i went and pumped up th left rear
yeah i'll have a chip sandwich
here ya go jennifer
dinner
+++
be home in five minutes
yeah right
+++
"hey land"
yur message hasnt come thru yet
try again later
+++
"dunno how long i can keep paulies body at this party tonight"
sorry
"hey it is what it is"
+++
david es***
'rock on'
+++
barbie girl is arrivin late
she got some
errands to do
+++
"you and senior stay away from th past"
cant
**** is comin
"give him a nickname"
cottees
"i'll look after cottees"
+++
th younguns complained
sorry man
we
were at th same motorcycle riots together
but didnt know each other
you know
+++
bathurst 1985
+++
tori amos
'cornflake girl'
+++
"senior will have some bush"
ah good
****in hydro
+++
i put th
unicycle
back in th passenger seat of th
white falcon
drippin on th seat
good girlfriend
stay
+++
"better for th testicles than a chick"
yeah alright
+++
"you know you;ve done a mark latham"
+++
deadstar
'deeper water'
+++
"they'll use that from our diary"
"for th abortion debate"
"for centuries"
i named him at conception
he was alive
day and time of his birth
i gave to her
nostradamus was an amateur
i give ****in dates
he born at th appointed time
what point start life
signs
+++
it would have been murder
if she
carried out her threats
"followed by hers"
bare brained
+++
andrew drove me nearly as nuts as you little jenny
long before he even conceived
well rid of im
+++
"parented backwards"
teenagers
then under tens
then andrew from birth
you more painful little jenny
+++
do re mi
'man overboard'
+++
gary cut babe
+++
"he cant jump que ?"
no
+++
"not normal"
dont have a normal body either
"hypersensitive testicles"
hypersensitive everything
+++
male choose ***
some male
know ***
before having ***
true story
+++
"so his birth name andrew"
no
conception name
called andrew
birthname
first words uttered after birth
"big mouth ****in nurse"
jesus that little boy's well hung
jesus well hung
my son
+++
"i wanna tell im that tale"
you will one day
+++
you were quite th celebrity andrew
in that baby ward
of
proud operant psychic parents
+++
placebo
'jackie'
+++
"two days of bad mood"
"why'd ex wife appear in dream ?"
i think she's in town again
+++
you used to feel me ***
i used to feel you ***
up to about
twenty kilometres
you woke me up th other night
not impressed
+++
go back to whatever ****in hole you hidin in
and stay there
+++
bjork
'play dead'
+++
windows agrees with me
+++
dont think about me as you go over th edge
i'll ****in mindzap ya next time
+++
"always ****y weather when yur in a bad mood wiz"
full moon after midnight
tonight
+++
you know th ****in rules elizabeth
were in my coven long enough
+++
"i got a flash of morticia before"
she can get ****ed too
+++
"ya havent picked up that shovel from jane's"
++
bill hicks
'great times on drugs'
+++
how much of yur pot jenny
does versace lady jane
suck down her throat
"at least half"
i dont care how wet she is
or how far she can squirt
or how many times
i ring and she
picks up
and knows it's me
cause a message already comin thru my phone
+++
"i cant help she went out with jenny and not paul"
"paul was goin out with morticia"
next one
we're th land surfer again
"women too weird for that"
+++
"you wont go out with one chick"
"rather stay single"
+++
tell little jenny that
+++
do re mi
'after the volcano'
+++
"if there is a next time she singin"
+++
you gunna stop me unicyclin wrong side of th road
little jenny ?
"no daddy"
+++
we have agreement then
..
..
..
wiz
+++
p.s.
"where'd th land surfer go ?"
sorry
th wiz grabbed my body again
"we goin for a surf ?"
**** yeah
"we'll get blown off th wheel"
**** yeah
"can i smoke some more drugs first ?"
drink yur bourbon first
then
**** yeah...
