water fire
+++
i went off to make dinner
turned th telly on
it's a show
called
water forever
on nine
it ends i flick to th abc
rocket man
oh yeah
+++
why use a separate oxidiser
+++
watchin th building of titanic
+++
massive steam boilers
at 200 psi
+++
we want over 3000 paulie
"i know"
+++
"leave it t th engineers"
+++
with a steam boiler
it uses it's own pressure
to pump in water
+++
so
we use
th constiuents of water
hydrogen
and
oxygen
in liquid form
burn em
inject water till it
burns
and then turn off th starter motor
hey paulie
th yanks got to th moon
just usin th
starter motor
didnt even light th main drive
+++
"dont forget"
"ya also get that massive expansion"
"of steam"
+++
huge power in steam
+++
will it be th
second steam age paulie ?
"th age of water i think"
+++
hello
she's off to meet her iceberg
+++
the age of aquarius
+++
"reality runnin a bit slow"
i'll get th karma cops on it
"will you"
"if you;d be so kind"
+++
music on:
+++
rickie lee jones
'we belong together'
+++
i went and fed th dogs
whiel my dinner was cooking
bout a minute to go on th chops
went to come back inside and
th sliding door is locked
oh dear
think fast paulie
th lamb's gunna burn
standin outside
popped out from under th verandah and
it's raining and
i've only got on a sarong
hmm
found a saw horse
still three feet short
and
climbed onto th back roof
of th shed
walk th roof to get to my bedroom and
thru th window
+++
she just sung
climbed upon th rooftop
****
+++
and run downstairs to save th chops
i made it
+++
hmm
+++
never locked myself out
feed in th dogs before paulie
would i really do it
just to have that
thing come up in th song
while i writ eup my psychic blog
"i choose to think so"
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
in th world of opposites paulie
where everything seems to be backward
"for every action"
"there's an equal and opposite reaction"
wot's th most abundant thing on th earth ?
"water"
"sorry"
"salt water"
must be our fuel source
+++
"it puts out fires"
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'road trippin'
+++
pissin myself laughing
+++
water wont put out
that fire
"dig it"
+++
scuse i
singing
..
..
..
a mirror for the sun - lyric
+++
if we had
abundant energy
we could all...
+++
who wished for world peace ?
+++
wiz ?
+++
he's ****ed off
smokin cones
wait for me ya ****
"let's go get lost - lyric"
..
..
..
is scottie right
can we build it ourselves ?
+++
"his name's scottie"
+++
the black eyed peas
'***y'
+++
he kinda large
economy size
+++
we can buy th
hydrogen
and th
oxygen and
we got bulk
high water pressure
pumps
"i know where we gotta spare"
that one 3500 psi
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
wot if i dont get it built first ?
"thought of it"
yeah but
guy who thought of satellites
didnt get a cent
+++
"last guy who thought"
"burn constituents of water"
"to fire water"
"wot he do babe ?"
tried to file patent and
"they never see his body again hey"
no
+++
"why ?"
greed
two way greed
+++
"i just as happy to spark idea"
+++
i wanna go into space
"yur a healthy as 44 yr old"
"we'll still go"
+++
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
+++
and see those
beautiful blues
th dark blues as
we top th atmosphere
thanks god
+++
my chops didnt burn
evrything happens for a reason
sometimes that reason is just strange
+++
"just for yur diary ya mean"
sometimes
+++
"so ya can see"
"magic"
+++
taking it's time
choosing th next song
+++
do re mi
'warnings moving clockwise'
+++
ok i dig it
+++
i'll take on your
psychic challenge
bring yur checkbook
"and a balance from yur bank"
"i dont like time wasters"
+++
how close will i peg this next event paulie ?
+++
ok
+++
tellin me to
go back and read my diary if i want
assurance
+++
no thanks
+++
i know who i am today
+++
"kutaman"
+++
were we doomed to live this way
cause we were born
cusp of pisces and aries
"water fire"
"mik fairly plagued too"
"born other side of th cusp"
but he's
water fire
and i'm fire water
"everything's backwards"
+++
garbage
'androgyny'
+++
so that;s why i whacked my hair up
with a hairtie
ten seconds ago
i dont write everything
"overshare"
+++
training my gift
dont mind me
+++
"crap"
"she' singin"
paulei
**** off
+++
th money better be in th ****in bank
or i'll show ya
how many ppl
i killed
by pointin th bone
+++
"by demonstration ya mean"
i dont like bull****
th prize money
better
****in be there
+++
"i apologise for my sister"
"she can be a bit ruthless"
+++
hey man
i listened to th bullets
goin into my mothers head
makes ya ****in callous
+++
not kiddin ****
not a bit of it
+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++
100% true
unfortunately
+++
"not bizarre hey ?"
well yeah
+++
i know i'm right paulie
i'm psychic enough to be
right
+++
it's a magic property of water
can always use itself
+++
robben ford and taj mahal
'rainy day, dream away'
+++
<<< smile >>>
thanks windows xp media player
+++
a magic property of mine
dont need th computer
just convenient
+++
wanted
one woman magic to birth jeannette
"havent found er"
"still lookin"
andrew wasnt as fussy little girl
+++
she's finally punched thru paulie
"she's our daughter isnt she ?"
yeah
her mind splattered throughout time
just like her dad
+++
i know
she's got red hair
+++
although with a girl
that;s kind of
well
they keep changin
+++
"ya stopped talkin to me jeannette"
i got lost in jenny
"so do other ppl dear"
+++
"me included"
+++
kuta lady's ex girlfriend jennifer
she got it too
+++
"we're not talking"
+++
you protect our body too much
+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++
"she knows how much magic we got"
"knows how many i;ve killed"
+++
when you;v cracked
a hundred thousand
then ya can call yurself a
kadaitcha man
pudknocker
change your ****ing name
+++
or i'll get th wizard
to enquire of ya further
+++
"he's just a kid jennifer"
it;s dangerous
+++
"black magic always is"
half dutch
half australian
+++
jewel
'standing still'
+++
stop kid
u dont know wot yur ****in with
+++
i wouldnt even leave a comment
they tend to linger
and
i dont read em
but can you
see th future
i can
+++
you'll regret it
+++
"and wee will run down yur leg"
"not a good look"
"just makes me mildly amused"
seventeen years as a minder
on th showgrounds
+++
father was a murderer
+++
didnt scottie bite dad
he an electrical engineer
"lighting"
much more
+++
lives near th water
down near
stradbroke island
+++
one of us
+++
river phoenix and johnny depp
'i save cigarette butts'
+++
i dint give im a ciggie mick
just a bourbon
i only had sixteens
mellow out
+++
violent femmes
'kiss off'(live)
+++
just remember little brother
six foot four and
"a half"
big boy
you punch me twenty times
righ tin th head and
i still
lookin for where my
first
punch is goin
i'm trained
you;re not
+++
th nephew
cunning ****e
call me jenny
and a bad girl
and then attack me
+++
scottie laughed
cunnin prick
+++
so i came outta th room as paul and
went first
i still win
we same size now
+++
scottie laughed
was a decisive victory
+++
love my nephew
he's a funny boy
+++
understanding
+++
i couldnt go for th gradings young man
i was a minder on th showground
cant have a black belt
+++
didnt charge me for th first years tuition
+++
fastest legs in th dojo
+++
unicyclin makes
really fast legs
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++
lifted this off th nephew
always think of im
when it plays
+++
"and a little bit beforehand"
for every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction
"yeah but you can prove it"
+++
teenage boys are so
punchy
+++
how many dudes you know flow like this - lyric
+++
where does your father's
car run out of fuel
well if it;s
99% in th service station
then maybe
he knows something you dont
+++
this is your welcome to reality speech young man
+++
you'll have some measure
of th gift
all our family do
but how much
and how well trained
yours will be
is up to
you
+++
if you try to push it back it will
retaliate
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
make your life hell
+++
not one member of our family
has died a natural death in australia
and four have died so far
+++
you be careful in that caravan bro
dont go same way as grandma and opa
+++
lived with ya till
well till
+++
i might only have been two but
i remember ya
magic
+++
i'm sorry oma
i keep meanin to see
yur other daughter
she still ****in
prima donna
i know she was
prima donna in
ballet company in oz
just
i know dear
if she wasnt so mouthy
+++
nirvana
'breed'
+++
th young fella got mum's skin
breaks easy
+++
my kid ?
devil eyes is still with
libby
+++
i know
she's dragon lady
+++
he's gotta grow up tough
or he wont survive
blue balls from age eleven till death
+++
we're not in th fifties now
+++
it wont bother our males
in th family
so much
when we get into space
i'm workin on it oma
+++
tenacious d
'kyle quit the band'
+++
"you werent before"
i liek singin
+++
want yur help oma
+++
want you onboard
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
every real psychic
i meet
sees my father
usually within ten feet of me
th stronger ones
see th sharks circling
+++
they call me sharkie
in th strete
on account of th wizard hat
with a shark fin
+++
i wear when i slide my unicycle
round posts and
i aint comin into town tonight
+++
havin a weekend off
rain day
dont get time and a half
dont get paid at all
where's my mullbowl ?
scuse i
..
..
..
+++
help me oma
remember when i travelled to th
big nimbin hippy festival
with th hunger project
and just asked ppl to think about it
water fire
we're humans
most special thing there is
to us
and we can do ****in anything
+++
always say
anything is possible
never say
nothing is impossible
they dont mean th same thing
..
..
..
the stoners bible
+++
i can see
tomorrow
+++
it's yesterday i have trouble
remembering
i can remember
the future
it makes a small
kind of sense
+++
for every action
there is an equal
and opposite
reaction
+++
dont help me
sorry
dont help us
..
..
..
one of many
..
..
..
'the man"
"pirate jenny"
"and the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
u dont say much wiz
'havent got much to say"
'bit like meetin us in real life"
'jenny always talkin"
till i'm offended
'quarter of a million confirmed kills"
'nothing frightens me"
'i;ve been dead a couple of times"
but i'm not you
'you'll get over it"
'more mellow than ya were"
+++
queen
'bohemian rhapsody'
+++
mother just killed a man - lyric
+++
th author apologises that this document contains
truth
feel free to disbelieve
nothing really matters
and i'm magic whether you believe it
"or not"
+++
to see truth
you have to write truth
..
..
..
the stoners bible
