unreasonable doubt
++
dont know what it means but
yeah ok
+++
radiohead
'everything in it's right place'
+++
it sure ****in is
+++
telinth next door boy
and som at th shop
yeah man
i had threelighters
one red
oen white
oneblue
fire up last cone
befre th soccer match and
th red one bites th dust
now
i usually stick on colour ****rt
day of th game
of who's gunna win
itnth state of origin
footie matches
9 out of ten anyway so
i got a blue and a white lighter
left
i dunno man
they just apppear
anyway
italy runs out ntot h field and
i undertand why th ghost
in my psychic blog
said th clue was already in th blog
i'd *****ed th lighter died
watched th match
hopin my
prediciotn for who's gunna win
way it ocmes to me
is bull**** right
****s
penalty in th box
that;s ****in crap man
games just about ****ed and
ah ****
he;s got it in
and th ****in game's
over
+++
no som
man
i did not enjoy it ok
+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++
i told em that tel agian
no **** man
little brother put
twnety punches in my head
i told him i wanted a divorce
mad tranny sister
and movin out 23rd december
and then
yr sister's husband
walked out on her
on th 23rd december
s alright though man
..
..
..
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'under the bridge'
+++
had to skip blog
i'm bakc now
wa ss enior
onth phone for me
party in th bush this wekend
for
one of th family
sorry
nearly spilled it
looks liek i still am
one of th family paulie
i'm takin youngest daughter and
boyfriend
+++
peter gabriel
'games withotu frontiers'
+++
little brother shanghaied me
pullin doors off th muscle car
+++
you re a ****stick man
i aint doin a ****in oil change to drive
a hundred and fifty k's
i go to
to th coast without preperation
wot's ****in different about it
ah get ****ed
last time **** broke down
i cam home on a tilttray
+++
bjork
'theres more to life than this'
+++
didnt cost you a cent ****
last time i blew up a car
i'm goin to xf heaven
ya dense prick
he got more spare parts in th yard than i have
and i got two complete xf's
+++
he wants me to bring a girl paulie
said a coupel things in passing
"umm"
+++
"i dont want seniors menagerie"
+++
throwin in petrol money
"gunna be hard to refuse"
"cmon"
"we have fun in hippyland"
"he'llkeep ya bent and"
"we can walk out door into fresh breeze"
th farmhouse not that well insulated
we'll ****in freeze
yeah man
we'll come
+++
b like
goin to bike rallys again
make sure 2
sixpacks paulei
and i'll leave seniors girlfriends alone
+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++
"like u ever get a choice"
little brother;s got three chasin im
+++
hey dad
this yr song
++
i dont want a girlfriend senior
+++
"not YOU playin with his girlfriends he worried about"
+++
i wish she'd stop callin me
gorgeous
+++
yeah dude
i met al's girlfriend
i dropped em home one night from juniors
+++
i didnt mention barbie girl
or ask
+++
middle daughter
+++
or jennifer
hey man
is yr mad gay daughter gunna be there ?
little sis'll tell me all
when i ring turdsday
+++
they;re used to jenny
goin off
+++
i cant miss that party senior
+++
nice and remote dad
a hippy farm
ya;d liek it
+++
up north of here
+++
morrissey
'the teachers are afraid of the pupils'
+++
th family's
witchdoctor member
has t b there
+++
got some more crazy tales for ya lara
get this ****
i propsed t nickie kidman
in my psychic blog
one yr
to th day
befor th mega ***** got married
+++
no ****
+++
always was a bit squeemish about
that stuff bein in here/there
+++
can throw it in a
better light now
+++
waddya reckon babe ?
in a psychic blog where
truth and reality are
stretched
and where experience tells us
th future cums to us
backwards
deathc ard means
new life
and
proposin marriage from no hoper tranny ***** means
marriage to rock star from down th road
same date
but next year
funny as
+++
yeh i can prove it *****
+++
i dont need to lie
+++
havent needed to lie since
i was eighteen
+++
well that ****'s dead
seven days hey
hmm
+++
all i did was
think particularly nasty thoughts about him
died seven days later
on th knocker
+++
unreasonable doubt then of course
no diary to back it up
sittin in servers
all over th world
+++
they never stick me for yr death ****
+++
haha
+++
"no back trail on that one"
+++
"wot about a psychic cop readin yr mind ?"
ha
"come on"
real life pickin minds ya get
gibberish
untrained
sloppy thinking ****ing
all over th place
crap
"ok"
"your mind's trained"
i keep it nicely
destabilised with drugs
never happen paulie
+++
killer roos
readin about kille rros
in this aviation magazine
is a
flight simulator
military
adn th lazy
programmers
nivked
soldier
params
for roo
just
change sprtie and
fiddle a little and
guy strafe roos
and
they go aroudn th corner
and next thing he know
he's been shot out of th air
by ****in missile firin roo's
ha
funny as
they ****ed up
left in
some soldier
actions
game programmers hey
+++
flight sim
'TO84'
+++
maintain 5000 feet - lyric
+++
blue oyster cult
'dont fear the reaper'
+++
is alright
i been watchin this plane
fallin out of sky
for days
+++
**** all
anybody can do about it
hasnt happened yet
+++
th things pilots say
over th mike
will even take th time to press th button
just before it augers in
+++
"just informing th tower"
so mellow that guy
+++
"he knows he's ****ed"
"he put th undercarriage down and hit a plane in midflight"
"below him"
+++
maintaining an even strain
right into th ground
"cumulo granite cloud"
keh ?
"cloud with rocks in it"
+++
dickhead
he flew on autopilot into th
tiny little hill
+++
"he thought he had time"
"to work out his track"
at 500 feet
he's not lookin out th front
"think he was socked in"
+++
i'd flip it
on it's back and
run down track i came in on
+++
violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
+++
david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
+++
hi
i'm the witchdoctor
+++
"he thought he had time"
he wasnt psychic anyway
"no"
+++
he had enough hours
"how many of them were in th simulator ?"
+++
only threw th joystick away on t weekend
back in a tick
..
..
..
pink floyd
'comfortably numb'
+++
was back in th shed
with th muscle car
pull in
handbrake and
parkin it
it's a ****in racecar man
preparinto got to th sprayshop
he's goin overboard
it wont be ready on time
+++
i'm preparin th engine bay
so i'm told
+++
i'll just smoek these drugs now
..
..
..
****man
how wide is that rear rubber ?
+++
"dont call me ****man"
+++
can i call ya ****rley ?
"yeah that's alright"
+++
"too big"
'is hard to push around th workshop floor"
+++
i was just crouched inside th shell
steerin it
+++
keep comin man
keep comin
keep comin
THUMP
keep comin man
ok stop
+++
oour motto
not quite like
mythbusters one
dispense with lubrication
select one size larger hammer
+++
i'd hammer her
"yeah alright jennifer"
+++
pearl jam
'black'
+++
go and get ****ed
black
ya black ****
+++
did ya tell im to get ****ed ?
"yeah"
+++
wot e say ?
"not much"
+++
u send yrself so much information
thru time
ya black c...
+++
ge ****ed
+++
no wonder ya stayed
one step ahead of th pigs
+++
you and old **** boss
never got caught in th truck
"once"
and that was waived
+++
20 yrs
without a ****in truck license
they never caught ya
****in invisible teflon coated
****
+++
"it big juju hey babe"
+++
i went for my truck license
back a coupel yrs now
and th chick writes in
excellent reversing manouvre
i drive this truck
every day
for three years
12 inches off gutter
th whole way round
backwards
in left mirror
never seen that before she say
only touch clutch once lady
+++
****tishead
'sour times'
+++
ah **** off
i dont need to
reapply cluth
midcorner
be fcuked
+++
i go backwards
in bottom end of showground at
full noise
+++
ah well
yes little brother
i did leave that skid
into my driveway
+++
hmm
+++
doesnt go up th gutter
yeah man
i was umm
goin a bit quick
+++
nicely timed
little emergency landing
i thought
+++
was fully sic sideways
comin in th cul de sac
+++
i got two
th same
who cares
+++
"that pig th other night"
"intrigued by sticker"
10th month ?
"something"
+++
thought he was perving at
stunning
mountain unicycle
in left front passenger seat
+++
"just make a note"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'mouth'
+++
u gone switch off black ?
+++
"mouth;s on th phone downstairs"
"cant hear self think"
i'll turn it up
+++
am i breakin rules in th mornin ?
"yah"
+++
more yrself than ya have been for a while
"load off"
the mind
"yeah"
+++
i forget who i am
"frequently"
+++
dont carry black's past
+++
"wot ya get for gettin up"
"i was ****in dead woman"
+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From
(REMIX)'
+++
wot these lovely ppl said
+++
i didnt remember
havin five
ex girlfriends at one table and bein
blase
+++
till you wrote about it
and shared it with me
+++
still seems
unreal
+++
"shoulda had th ***change"
a girl can change her mind
+++
"wot else dont ya know about me ?"
that tale
u and mik
were yackin about
i think we cut up th wrong guy man
and it bein
his bad karma
"i keep tellin ya"
"that shovel has to cum home from"
versace lady jane
she stuck it on
a boyfriends truck
she dont liek very much
she knows it;s deadly
*****
+++
easy star all stars
'run'
+++
she dont liek ya phil
regardless of wot she says
she knows
+++
evry time
one of th
other brothers mentions ya
its always
how sick th **** has been
+++
car spent a cuple
months in hospital last yr
had an argument with
black
about money
car forgets
black
is a bikey scum
one percenter
dirty little murderers boy who
kills with his mind
anything
that pissses him off
+++
loves you like a brother car
+++
INXS
'i need you tonight'(extended)
+++
sticky vicky
"hey ?"
tasty redhead sticky vicky
car was chasin her too
"half th world was chasin sticky vicky"
yeah but you ****ed her solid
+++
she loved inxs
+++
played it
incessantly
+++
cant play it on back of bike woman
i'm takin th solo
go on
*****
+++
sidecars stayin home
we stayin in a potato field
in midwinter
down south
for weekend
bike rally
+++
but which one ?
"cold as ****"
"150 k's west of "
"kyogle i think"
+++
warialda ?
+++
"didnt have sidecar then"
+++
ok
u had sidecar with next
redhead
mlm mlm girl
+++
arrived at
sticky;s
birthday bash
with
mlm mlm girl
blew away george
five ten
redhead
playboy body
huge tits
no arse and
run with a bike club
black CANT offend her
+++
flight sim
'TO46'
+++
lear jet
+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++
"was a guy in th potatao field"
"****in around on a sidecar"
+++
"i bought one not long afterwards"
"kawasaki 1100 with a solo chair"
+++
u never crashed it
"sidley did"
+++
and bobbie
"little brother didnt"
+++
u bought that 250 for
mlm mlm girl
"honda rs 250"
+++
"gorgeous beast"
she was pretty
"we talkin about same thing ?"
she was seventeen
+++
"s alright we lived together eighteen months"
"took her home to her parents"
"parents drip on floor"
"daughter HOME"
+++
easy star all stars
'money'(extended)
+++
he was an
associate professor
said
write a book paul
+++
"so did his wife"
and daughter
+++
i have man
+++
think i even got
that ellusive
dated and logged
psychic prediction
just
dont like it
not one bit
+++
was nice visitin yr place
intellectual inside paul
pop out and be imself
+++
"while still in biker jeans"
some things just
never ****in change
+++
we'd have th
weirdest arguments
at table
their hog wild daughter
stunning
is home with her
boyfriend
over havin dinner
now if we can just
stop him
puttin **** on her brother
who rides a bmw
and plays with is computer
ah no
they found
common ground
+++
was gunna dump me after two weeks
used to
wild men
she'd been ****in
vice president or some such
of a mob of one percenters
paulo not tell her
he's ****ed
wife of
one percenter
and guy buy him a beer in th pub
stead of killing him
then
we got
bike rally
"wide bay rally"
where we go this weekend
kinda
and paulo pull
one wheel wheelies on th sidecar
+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++
jump off
movin sidecar
george and paulo
slidin into
ouside bar
no bike
it goen that way
THUMP
i'll have one beer thanks
THUMP
+++
boys piss emselves laughing
m,iss some ****box
limey
pommie bike
drippin on gorund by
inches
hog riders tell him
they throw him in river
sidecar hit nothing
funny ****
here have a beer
+++
"helped when we were beatin th harleys at aratula"
"me and gazza got"
"dragged aside by black power gang boys"
+++
promised to only run over
****heads
as i recall
+++
"sorry"
+++
look man
no clubbies on that side of track
they fair game ?
cool as
+++
khia
'lick my *****'
+++
XTC
'senses workin overtime'
+++
who'd that baker ride with ?
"odins warriors i think"
+++
didnt we end up woith them
chattin
whiel pigs
check us all over
we carryin th beer
for our pack
and
two hundred jap bikes went by
'somethin liek that"
+++
"pigs didnt take any of my beer and"
"neither did th pack"
"i care factor"
+++
and u backed off
ad th lead and
****in craney
when straight into speed trap
"yeah well i apologised about that"
twenty years later
+++
"he wa slow flyin too"
just got th lead
+++
bomfunk mcs
'uprocking beats'
+++
go hard kwaka nine
+++
so if
you arent with these guys
"cmon man"
"im on japanese"
"i do know a bunch of guys though"
"all said gday"
"which you heard"
"and why u hasslin me:"
"i'm with"
WHHHHOOOOOOOOSHH
big bore tourer
motorcycle
1100 cc and
fastest in th pack
he;s doin
240 +
kilometres an hour and
we did NOT
hear him coming
came out of th cutting and
WHHHHOOOOOSHHHHH
followed by
200 +
big bore bikes
jap multis in th main
"i'm with them man"
+++
poor sidecar got
liek twelve cartons of beer
stickin out of it
strapped to it
attached to it
and gorgeous redhead
sittin in chair
+++
that pack isnt stopping
didnt even book me ya pig ****
stop for
load check
+++
jet
'look what you've done'
+++
my mate in th club
th baker
he
piss himself laughing
+++
we were inspecting ht
police cars tyres
i think they;re under man
lets just check
+++
woulda let em down
was enough of us but
got a gun pulled on us
+++
yeah alright man
i'll wait at th sidecar
+++
pig ****s
+++
i dunno man
pl used to give this guy ****
got th quietest bike
in th pack
sounds liek a ****in sewing machine
goes like
a toad with six bungers up its arse
+++
big fireworks
+++
seen im
blitz a radar trap
pig ****
hasnt even noticed he gone thru
two hundredmetres up th road and
th pig is
liftin th gun
+++
radiohead
'karma police'
+++
****
i'm doin like 180 k's and
no front number plate
so
just sliiiide
back
down th seat and
put hand over
rear plate
one finger to side
for th photo and
bye bye piggy ****
+++
just three times a week for eighteen months
u know
+++
****s
+++
had a coouple mates who
specialised in
blowin radar traps
+++
new south wales
used to be bad
lwo flyin planes
clockin yr speed
personally
i travelled
whole of new south wales at
190 k's
average speed
highs of 230k's
and
not seen a
single
police car
come vback over border
into
queensland and
four in ten minutes
+++
and i came thru
stanthorpe entrance
+++
quietest
and i just comin bac form
adelaide
halfway across australia
in two days
+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++
woke up this morning
and rode to adelaide
+++
went via sydney
and melbourne
and canberra
got to adelaide on third day
on th 750 solo
and turned around and
came home thru th middle
in two days
pulled back into bike shop
five day old
pirelli phantoms
completely ****ed
i fitted these five days ago
where th **** have you been ?
adelaide brother
+++
woulda gone to perth but
i wouldnt of made it back
on th rubber
+++
"was money related"
oh i had it
just couldnt draw it out for two days
+++
"long way from home"
hoem then was still
1800 k's north of here
"big country"
+++
tori amos
'cornflake girl'
+++
prefer weetbix
wheat everywhere out there
+++
sorry
still in past
psychic blog
payin for
paulo lookin so far
forward
+++
wassat brad ?
u got a car
not yet seventeen
no learners or
licence yet
wants to go for drive
yeah man
i'll drive yr car
a session ?
yeah
bring mates
plenty drugs
we go have a play
i driv einto bennets toad
bmx tracks and
<<<smiel >>>
we catch local pig gettin headjob from
dickless tracy
ahhhhh
classic
+++
kept him quiet for a while
+++
only one call me psychic **** for findin em of course
+++
mik
'blues revenge'
+++
yeah computer
mik
+++
nice magic
+++
10cc
'i dont like cricket'
+++
you sent me that
blues revenge
sound file
i put it
in my blog and
it cum form
mik
my psychic cupsid twin
he;s born
20 march
me 21 march
water fire cusp
i listen to it
it goes
we just got a letter
3 times
wonder who it;s from and a big
BOOM
Ka ****in Boom maybe
and i go
you ****in terrorist ****s
in my blog
and put in
a picture of this
massive wave
here cop this ****s
+++
bit later
i ride over mountain of kuta
tag th *****
i beat you *****
kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
caus emy lesbian friends call me
kutaman
and date my tag
****in strange affliction
two weeks later
****s bomb
kuta beach
first time
****s
++++
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
+++
tv journos drive over
my tag
every day
be four "?" yrs this yr
+++
the offspring
'why dont you get a job'
+++
course i
put it
on th road
th tv journos
drive over
every day
+++
i grew up
other side of th same hill
+++
climbin up to channel O
o as in ocean
not o as in nuthing
they changed it
channel ten
+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++
why did i climb th mountain ?
just b'coz
+++
about ten
wanderin th bush alone
i dont carry water
i dont need to
+++
so rarely get lost
late rin life i
wander in
good hour long walk and
smoek a huge joint
then
disorientate
spin in circles little boy
and wander back out
six hours is
longest it's taken me to get out
but i was in
hilly country north of
gladstone
"badlands"
+++
it was not mt perry paulo
+++
"i could show ya on a map"
+++
had to come back down a different water course
we were huntin pot and
found enough for our needs
found two crops
we had fun
+++
tenacious d
'cock pushups'
+++
planet funk
'who said'(stuck in the uk)
+++
ok little girl
we couldnt hear him cause
+++
limp biskit
'my way or the highway'
+++
magic
+++
the toads
honda 750 fours
and kawaka nines
most of em
LOUD
were comin thru th hills
and that's all anyone could hear
he came past so fast
and so ****in close
poor big ****
have minor accident
we all have good laugh
+++
lucky it wasnt george man
he woulda
toed you with steelcap boot
on th way thru
not adverse to
huge crash
+++
i was babysittin a hardtail
it was playin up on him
piel of tools in th sidecar and
spare petrol tank
with electric pump
to put fuel in dead bikes
we did a lot of ****ing riding
averaged 1500 k's a weekend
generally
+++
yeha
he like fluff int h chair
like tools and
backup better
+++
"and a beer"
tax
+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++
yeah man
we got
three thousand motorcycles on th road
travellin
huge bike rally
+++
no co ordination but
if there;s any trouble it'll
escalate quickly
bikes appear from nowhere
no mobile phones in those days
we'd just arrive
+++
kennilworth
with a thousand bikes in th street
up in th rain forest
+++
every ****in make and
evry ****inc olour
guy on an 1100
wheelstand into th crowd
knocked over ten parked bikes
they scraped him up
put bike in pack
picked up bits
no pigs
no problems
classic
+++
they'll work it out later
no pigs involved
+++
U2
'all i want is you'
+++
hmm
+++
george
pullin a stone burnout
got th full circle
at th pub
four hundred watchin
on his 900
missed his timing on th
wheelie and
speared
off th road
towards th park
pickin up speed
+++
**** man
get on th brake
+++
matt
sittin in a fence
rolled up in barbwire
mik has stacked his sidecar with matt in it
and he's huffy he cant climb out
+++
his own stackls
he usally walks away from
+++
george takin out th
grocery truck
his ****in blinker was on george
no it doesnt work now
well i
corroborated yr story
i smashed it ya dense ****
pieces are in my pocket
+++
i was twenty feet behind ya
i was just movin over to
slip past him
and u ride straight into im
+++
looked funny from my perspective
+++
dunno why u wanna go
round right
of right turning truck george
there we go
he flick indicator on
he is goin right
BANG
+++
hmmm
tinkle tinkle
all good now
+++
dont buzz th roos
cause theres more roos
in australia than ppl
and a big mob
u alert everyone
plane overhead
+++
tale says th roos
launched 2 dozen stingers at th hapless
american pilots
+++
they not supposed to buzz th roos
+++
i agree man
dont mess with aussie wildlife
+++
most of it's lethal
+++
system f
'cry'
+++
i have never
taken a party of young americans
into th bush
at night
and told em tales of th
carnivorous drop bear
+++
i havent finished yet
without gettin em good and ****in
stoned first
+++
th male drop bear
grunting
can be an unsettling experience
specially when ya sittin under his favorite tree
koala i think u call it
+++
up behind th samford soccer club
was this gorgeous grove of
young
eucalypts
big family of koalas
they cant drink our beer
liek they can theirs
drop like flys
and th local ganga
is all skunk derived
disorientation plus
+++
weird thign
this guy
came back from th states next yr
for one reason
t b part of next batch
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
doesnt feel liek it
when
th koalas get pissed off with all th humans
gettin whacked under their trees and
start registering complaint
+++
well th reason we call em a
dropbear
+++
no
not liek a wombat
old nickname of mine
eats
roots
shoots
and leaves
+++
u are a **** man
+++
teflon coated ****
+++
parked at an rbt and
pissed as
no ****rt
biker jeans
alien skull in back window
three
hundred dead tinnies in car
and he forgets he;s got ya ****ed and
they cart all th kits away
in th cop trailer and
have t let ya go or
call ppl back
teflon coated
****
+++
wot population of italy ?
"i dunno"
just wonderin
+++
**** ****in fell over himself
+++
in th penalty box
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
drops of ****in human blood man
get that ref and
oh
sorry
+++
i'll make it look like
a train hit him
"JENNIFER"
+++
yeah wiz
+++
sorry man
th killer roos are on th rampage
+++
we was robbed
+++
**** th *****
lyndall
gettin mouthy underneath
aint coppin mouthy from
nymphomaniac blonde *****
climb off and
go grab a beer
gone walkabout
she ****in stunned
knows the man live with
rotten testicles
have to be emptied
+++
nirvana
'smells liek teen spirit"
+++
still doesnt have by balls dear
can masturbate with both hands and
can go down on himself
ya dont listen do ya
+++
"top song in list is"
"blew"
"right now"
funny as
+++
i got another
white falcon lyndall
this maybe
number four
next one is
silver
sittin in th drive
+++
xc falcon
sedan
on th beach at
cape tribulation
ninety mile an hour on th beach
flog th four whel dirves and
didnt get stuck
goin on
or comin off
"lots of speed"
+++
runnin hipppies
+++
beep beep beep
just got a message from hippie lee
"page three model redhead"
"yeah i know u moved to tweed"
"i got no credit"
+++
hi gorgeous
+++
doesnt live in hippie country anymore
down tyalgum way for a bit
"womble's ex"
+++
easy star all stars
'04 track 4 rastaman'
+++
find out what this track
is called will ya paulie
+++
"is kinda confused"
+++
sang in th
tyalgum pub with womble
had jane on my arm
"two redheads in th same room"
+++
did a coupel broad slides on th unicycle and
some speed runs
+++
got really drunk
+++
lost on some mountain
goin to score
he sposed to know where we goin
we there now dude ?
ok
+++
i'm goin
other hippy community this weekend lee
+++
joslyn rechter
'the habenara'(from carmen)
+++
dont think this will be playin
senior's
old school
bikey like paulo
+++
drivin thru cairns
in a valiant
that isnt mine
with three
garbage bags full
of marijauna
in th boot
+++
"now that was a kick"
+++
didnt tell im i was on probation at th time
+++
"hmmm"
+++
how many drops man ?
+++
noosha fox
'only you can'(single version)
+++
old tale
not quite as sold as song
+++
no just
tryin to figure out
how stoned to get at each drop
+++
have to drive till
all dropped
+++
no different to my old job brother
+++
in th showgrounds
+++
if anything
is smaller amounts of money
not by much though
u guys all got contracts on each other ?
well u guys better off then
+++
"we went back to it after that"
had to man
+++
stacie orrico
'stuck'
+++
i dunno
was just somethin about
evrynow and then
i knock on a caravan door
that;s got a shotgun attached to it
+++
was exciting
+++
hang on paulie i'm
just unwiring th
door protector
+++
sittinw ith a clubbie in an
unnamed clubhouse
he askin me if i;ve seen
such a big gun
attached to a door before
yeah brother
one or twice
+++
goin on
th vietnam vets tour
of th rainforest
somewhere near malanda
a drum party
we're puttin up
three 44's
in th trees
with ropes and
arrows with lines attached
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
dont step
here
ok man
+++
three we're puttin up and
three we;re droppin
self ejecting
dope
+++
stickin runners of
wait a while vine
up th
dirty and disguised
ropes
+++
after that i
always look up
in th trees
as i bushwalk th
rainforest
+++
they grew excellent marijuana
+++
generous guys
+++
scare **** out me
so many times i
not tellin how i got im back
+++
"i defused trap"
"and pushed him on it"
funny as
+++
was alright
we have many beers afterwards
+++
"and cones man"
"so many bongs"
"lost in ravenshoe and"
"fifty k's from start of journey"
"seemed to have missed malanda"
+++
livin in th caravan park
+++
had a couple interesting jobs in
table lands
+++
took a yr till
mad hippies in th hills
let me trail ride thru their
patch of rainforest
i dug
trials riding
i found this
kombi van with
mature tree growin thru it
and two ppl
livin in it
+++
praga khan
'injected with a poison'
+++
no man
split screen kombi
injected with a tree
+++
lovely ppl
didnt liek motors much but
that thing drov ein here
****
+++
i last tracked th feral hippies
back of mt glorius
didnt get within
50 metres of a single one but
their auras are
distinctive
+++
big fella's aura
i used to feel
about half a k out
harder thru all that
wood
"more th water in and on th wood"
"and in th air"
+++
bobbie used to feed th feral hippies
"i know"
+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++
error
not on disk
+++
nice ****in catch paulo
"yeah"
"he didnt"
"he ****in hated em"
"nickin his pot"
+++
"i know who did feed them"
+++
River Phoenix & Johnny Depp
'I Save Cigarette Butts'
+++
merlina for one
+++
motorhead
'paranoid'
+++
hi bobbie
that was brief
+++
robin trower
'night'
+++
i'll have to get th full thing for ya man
that just a sample
u died young
32
+++
i treat feral hippies like roos
long as they dont
overeat
+++
ok man
bobbie
with melinda on th back
thousand j kwaka
stuffs it
between two semi trailer trucks
headed different directions
on a two way road
+++
clean as a whistle
gotta watch that
bow wave
of air
hit it at
200 plus on a bike and
trucks doin
maybe 130 and
BAM
+++
way offline
pick a fence jimmy
we're leavin
+++
best monkey in my sidecar ever
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++
ya had balls man
+++
till th cancer ate em out of ya
+++
munchin away at yr brain
+++
grow old disgracefully
+++
it's illegal to bandsaw
corrugated iron
on sunday morning
before seven am
+++
sorry man
i thought that said
three
+++
so that's why i have to
leave those
licensed files in there
i need thmedia player
to be able to
throw exceptions
"it caught that one"
i know they were stealin his pot
"he lived on fried food"
"wot killed him"
"no feral hippie live on fried food"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
+++
i know u
fed th ferals
cause they told me
and u introduced us
they told me where th wild boys lived and i
was just wanderin thru life
+++
even th ****in motorbikes
dint go up that country
way too steep
+++
no tracks
+++
you;ve got females up here man
cant lie to me
i got
savages testicles
they smell
better than my nose
come clean
+++
kylie minogue
'after dark'
+++
showertime i think
..
..
..
jewel
'everybody need someone some time'
+++
ah no
i'm pretty flexible
+++
"got enough balance yet ?"
+++
waitin on three to call little brother
"ok"
+++
he built this thing
bee mellow kuta man
+++
"i wood bee"
+++
<<<smie l>>>
+++
half a server
"evrythin round here done in halves"
+++
i havent chopped up
scuse i
..
..
..
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++
lord sent me
chunky cones
i'll breathe soon
i swear
++++
ahmantht;s good\
feel th power
+++
brilliant hammer stone
lasts ten seconds
goes better with bush
want me to hunt some
liek we did in th old days ?
oh
hippy country this weekend
i can wait that long
+++
yeha i still
dancin on a unicycle
different venue
no
i dont do th
fortitude valley anymore
i just dont ok
+++
****em
+++
well paulie
two saturdays
in a row
i never
peeled outta town
and hit th valley
"outstanding"
+++
i stopped singin on th corner
+++
do re mi
'big accident'
+++
no dear
well that did happen
but i was ridin uni at th time
they fined me for
ridin a
shudder
[safety] bicycle
thru
the fortitude valley
mall
weak ****ers
+++
th offense was
too much for black
wont enter th place
+++
he doesnt ride a ****in girls bike
+++
"am i in credit yet ?"
they dont say when she singin
"happens how it does"
+++
we're waitin for th next installment
we umm
sent a request into th future and
gotten back about half
so far
+++
i'm havin an
on purpose
an accident
ya dig ?
+++
i want somethin
i'm not supposed to have
+++
so i have t do it
accidently
+++
rogue traders
'voodoo child'
+++
i'll cop to bein a
voodoo child
+++
been payin for seein th future
writin down th past
occasionally i see
somehtin i havent before and
it keeps th future happy
+++
for every action
equal and opposite reaction
i listen to
einstein
+++
mik just couldnt
understand why i
revisit tale
twenty years back
cause i wanna look
20 yrs future
+++
hi three
just rang
+++
mik
pedantic
fix all litele msitakes in writing
msiss much magic
goin back and
poli****n
+++
long as
first letter is right and
last letter is right
most read right word
proven
+++
cabmirdge uni versity study
+++
"th modern music started playin"
oh ok
thank you
+++
i;ve caught up
+++
or back in credit
wotever
i can look forward again without pain
+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++
look back with pain
gorgeus
danish spanish girl
i'm ridin in th surf on my unicycle and
she's runnin down th beach
bein a loon
+++
how are ya sabrina
+++
hey beautiful lady [skin and bones]
wot's th problem ?
gunna wash yr car and
cant find yr car sponge
look um
ya might not believe this but
i bought one on th way here
not lyin about bein a wizard babe
dont care
i still call ya babe
open th hatch and one car sponge
straight from supercheap
still in th wrapper
+++
bought it on th way here
was gunna use it as a ***** pad
for th unicycle
u in more need
+++
i do best magic for
a pretty girl
+++
?
'track 11'
+++
powderfinger
'sunsets'
+++
some gorgoeus sunsets in my memory
**** u could dance
+++
4 am and th
club is deserted
we dance sunday nights
he wont take th video camera off us and
we're both
draggin our crutch
along th dance floor
both too pissed and
stoned to notice
th giant screen outside
is playin us
+++
tryin to blow each other away on th dancefloor
cant quite manage th splits at th time but
so close
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
u umm
drag that **** ring
along th floor
when ya do that
pretty lady ?
nuthin just
u gettin too wet and
we need a drink
+++
i think it was judy
"hey"
in th girls dunnies at samford pub
we ****in her from behind and
this chick screamin
**** ER HARDER
got all her firends
brought em back for show
and you tellin her
shutup *****
my old lady *****in
hard enough
you be next if ya dont shutup
+++
"was under both of us"
"screamin"
strange pub
+++
"was a biker pub then"
+++
i didnt know bikers ****ed in th girls dunnies
+++
"th chicks only bring cool guys in"
"generally"
+++
wot were ya;s drinkin then smartarse
+++
U2
'where the streets have no name'
+++
was th bush then
well kinda
fits anwyay
+++
"beer"
+++
i remember wine
musta been lyndall
+++
'i remember rum"
+++
i think i understand
more than one tale in that girls dunnies
+++
seal
'crazy'
+++
nah
just more than one personality and
black was goin out with three girls at th same time
+++
its an old habit
last time was two
*** went under
once in two days and
black came back into existence
where th ****'s jennifer ?
dropped both girlfriends
in a week
+++
miracles will happen as we speak '- lyric
+++
i've seen miracles
big deal
+++
was a miracle
come to think of it
+++
but morticia
lyndall would tell ya
just
climb off
halfway thru
and walk out th door
without a word
and
he's
black
go walkabout
+++
jamelia
'superstar'
+++
hardly
+++
did i ever thank you for that black ?
"yeah"
+++
told her she hadnt met my twin brother
+++
morticia was his girlfriend
+++
he;s dropped her and
vice versa on
numerous occasions
+++
whenever yr ready head witch
+++
i'm sorry babe
my centrefold
redhead
femjack *****
went off th boil
and i was livin with her
four days a week
+++
and spendin weekends with you
+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++
i;ve had a bit of a life
+++
mad irish redhead
and her back's
fcuked
+++
versace lady jane
would reduce me to
twenty minute coughin fits
th cloud of perfume
+++
my whoel body
too ****in wild
for this creature
and
morticia a yuppie
+++
tool down coast for fly on unicycle in th surf and
**** morticia stupid
but one of my witches has
gone off th boil
pain wracked ex hooker
+++
couldnt ave afforded her
in her day
+++
we all so connected
paulo say
blacks gotta kill whole thing
+++
jessica simpson
'these boots'(are made for walking)
+++
i;ve ****ed jane since
+++
black wont walk in er door though
he cant
he'll break heads if he does
+++
black's
a litle close to th surface
at th moment babe
come foreground again
+++
mad **** woulda jumped yr teenage sons that night
a h no
i know
+++
were my sons for a year
+++
"stepsons"
+++
walked into pj's
eighteenth because i promised
didnt miss th party even if
and i stress this
even if
i had no ****in idea
it was pj's birthday
a wizard
arrives
with perfect timing
+++
nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
+++
hope not
i'm a wizard
+++
i still got th
wizard painting ya commisioned
jane
+++
crash test dummies
'mmm mmm mmm mmm'
+++
yummie redhead femjack
forever
+++
and stuffed me out a window
till black objected
+++
they always forget
is not all girl only
half
+++
oh dear
i got a dont you love me anymore from lee
no credit girl
+++
had an sms
message come in
+++
nah babe it;s just
with htis nickie thing just
cleared and
th redhead in kuta ladys bed and u
sendin me texts all
****
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++
****
+++
i should ring er
she's in a female refuge
just
i'm not havin a good week with th redheads
+++
i cant live with you dear
cant live with a single woman
never works
+++
course i still love you
that;s why i cant message ya back
+++
"you arent morticia"
or jane
+++
u gotta stop goin out with bastards lee
+++
u arent goin out with my brother
+++
"she likes goin out with a personality"
i'll do that for er
"you'll take a chaperone though"
+++
i cant control that redhead witch
+++
****
top song is
hooker with a *****
jane says playin
all th redheads songs
are gangin up on me
+++
lee messaged me
i was cookin bacon and eggs for dinner
she messages from th coast
wot;s for breakfast ?
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
+++
i'll love ya till th day i die
+++
just havent figured out
how
+++
ya wouldnt take my kid
from me
had another one and
i'm still
****y at ya
+++
i'll probly call ya tomorrow if ya
can hold off callin me and
tellin me i'm a bastard in that time
paulo wont call anyone straight back at th moment
he left morticia
hangin too
+++
she was yr best friend wasnt she
+++
u two must be livin awful close to each other again
+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++
u give me a package liek we discussed
that night
we were dirty dancin at th bourbon bar
and i'll talk him into it
+++
was a nice redhead
we picked up together
dancin in coolie
+++
she climbed all over womble
woulda been a fun time
+++
sorry i got
well
laid
+++
then i got laid
three hours later
with morticia
romp thru th door
i been a bad boy
off ****in a redhead
no i was out dirty dancin with th other one
+++
hmm
+++
nirvana
'dumb'
+++
i knew it
little brother;s got three ringin
my phone's started ringin again
+++
another mad redhead
from my past
but um
we were best mates
+++
"she was one of th witches of eastwick"
"we slept in th other two's beds at th same time"
+++
hmm
+++
only one
we're not still in contact with
"sabrina"
+++
[deleted]
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++
senior's ****in sensitive
"whole family full of witches"
+++
the three sisters
"u'll never escape"
+++
i can go
one night
we skipped odd night in
last two weeks
"pre conditioning"
+++
yeah senior
me and paulo have convo
he ok to stay one night in bush
+++
if she;s single
and i go near er
i'm ****ed
+++
incubus
'drive'
+++
it;s drivable now
+++
she's moved further north
+++
i love ya babe just
+++
we;d drop womble home
and my girlfriend
morticia
both sleepy heads
**** off into surfers paradise
and go dancin
+++
was seein bree at th time too
+++
my car
blew up
last time i saw you cow
worst testicle pain in
nine months
says my diary
i dont look after myself round u
+++
"jennifer"
i forget i;m male ok
+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing pt 2'
+++
flyin pigs hey windows
pigs might fly
can never forget
with these testicles
but i do
+++
pay later
pay big time
+++
this just
all
isnt fair
paulo
it isnt fair
th whoile nickie
redheads
****
+++
the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
+++
get ****ed
+++
seriously
get ****ed
+++
umm paulie
th younger witches have preempted her this weekend
she be pissed man
"barbie girls clan"
"we got no hope"
+++
i did somethin stupid
+++
oops
+++
paulie
"nuthin i can do"
+++
****
+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++
there;s only one page i want mum
u so disturbed by your gift
+++
if this'ns not good enough
th next will be
or th one after that
i get more accurate
over time
and i rest my gift
take frequent breaks to
heal
+++
ya cant see
80 thousand deaths
throw invective to throw clue to it
without
guilt
+++
for every action
theres an equal and opposite reaction
+++
writing about th future
u have to hold up a mirror
cause wot you see
comes backwards
+++
mostly
+++
i'm frazzled
"we;re runnin outta net access"
"we put psychic blog back on standby"
"soon"
+++
dont need it for my personal life
+++
alright uni verse
yr startin to piss me off
+++
jewel
'jesus loves you'
+++
half brick on standby
+++
"half black on standby"
+++
hmm
+++
u watchin over me black **** ?
"always little sister"
nice ghost dead half brother
+++
most folk dont meet
black
they talk to jenny
black has problems relating
lethal one percenter doesnt take **** from anyone
jenny
is th opposite
+++
santana
'black magic woman'
+++
i'm a creature of balance
th old ghosts still
spittin chips
black **** in me
care not a whit
cares he got
th magic
+++
**** little brother
+++
"he white man kadaitcha man"
+++
i'm still pirate jenny right ?
"steal my body enough yeah"
ok
i close with my aborignal name
"ok dear"
/
/
/
elizabethe anne shake a spear
+++
p.s.
machine gun fellatio
'The Girl Of My Dreams Is Giving Me Nightmares'
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