"brainfart" <fart@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Here's a weird story ...
MSNBC.com
Nov 4, 2006
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a
concealed weapon after
police found him outdoors - ****d - and he told them he had a tool in his
rectum, authorities
said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near
a Bay Area Rapid
Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of
indecent exposure. But
when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about,
Sheehan mentioned the
tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene.
Sheehan removed a 6-inch
metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into
jail on suspicion of
parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a
concealed weapon.
"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with
somebody who's fresh
out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person
answering the phone at
the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
© 2006 The Associated Press.
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