On Mar 16, 7:01 pm, Threnody <crredwa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
<snip>
Matthew:
Da burth of Jebus Christ
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph
waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had
hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph
was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".
20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek,
"Oh hai! I'm in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don't be scairdy cat. Taek
Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol!
HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh
yey I'm gonna love him and squeez him and call him George."21 But
Wallcat was liek "No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name,
srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all
dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffit was all
liek:23 "Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all pr3ggers, and dey gonna
call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then
Joseph waked up, done wat teh anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and
was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh HARBL
GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.
Comedy. Gold.
--
Kevin
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