scuse i
+++
now wot did i rip off
last night
+++
peter gabriel
'games without frontiers'
+++
lovely internet thingie
give me those elvis costello songs
or yur ****in toast
+++
"smoke yur drugs jenny"
"been to see yur dealer"
you shouldnt have
"i know, i wasnt out yet"
ta
+++
unicycle's whingin paulie
"it can have one weekend off"
breezy as outside
good surfin weather
"maybe a dusk surf"
+++
"rippin of music at th mo dear"
+++
she's so ****able
"that's a misheard lyric"
wot is it really
"games without frontiers in french"
bugger
+++
i dunno paulo
+++
would be a game without frontiers
+++
peel yur head open and
"jenny"
+++
cant help bein a psychic
+++
or that elizabeth would get
migraines
+++
threaten to kill my kid ya *****
here have some ****in pain
i can cancel pain
i can also
make it
+++
kirky
yur ****n splints are givin me th ****s
i dont suffer from ****n splints
why are mine hurting dear ?
go and have a ****ing hot bath
gettin me to suck th pain is
counter productive
+++
****in soccer
"if yur gunna play for queensland"
"ya gotta work that hard"
+++
this was sometime ago paulie
"my favourite daughter"
"sorry"
+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++
listened to this
takin yur brother
"devil eyes"
home from th hospital
sent ****vers up my spine
+++
hey bob
+++
cluey old ****
+++
burn hydrogen
and oxygen and
inject water
then
turn off th starter motor
trippy was ravin about a starter motor this arv
+++
like th man sings
"stand back"
+++
ya get th
massive expansion
from th steam
creation
th figures are
impressive
as well as th white hot burn
+++
bob marley
'misty morning'
+++
it's not complete paulo
"umm"
"near as"
is NEVER good enough
i'm a singer
+++
"is th meaning of kadaitcha man"
**** that ****
what you do last night ?
+++
"sing t bone"
+++
u buy chicken legs for lunch
+++
"stop wailin"
+++
you'll get me killed paulo
"most magical being that ever lived"
"last time our heart stopped"
"u got up off th floor"
"i dont give a ****"
+++
elvis costello
'olivers army'
+++
"it's still downloading"
i'm grabbin
everyday i write the book
+++
"the stoners bible"
**** it pulls
+++
if i'm not
riskin my life
on my unicycle
playin chicken with cars
or standin on a slippery oof
with 3200 psi of water jet
then i'm
writin th book
"spillin secret men's business secrets"
he just sang
there's no danger
"risk"
still havent broken a bone on th unicycle
+++
all music
random
go
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
cool as
+++
great unicycle surfin track
+++
something big coming
+++
reads as less
personal danger
than it reads
if ya know what i mean
can feel th paranoia
in th psychic wave
+++
ok little man
anyone can say
i 'd ride over th edge of th skatebowl
on th unicycle
it's another matter
to actually do it
+++
try it
wot have you got to lose ?
+++
still just surfin
+++
ridin my flywheel
that stores inertia
and gives it back when
my legs are tired
and still have to go
round and round
doin th long block
surfing
the land
+++
my god is the land
+++
kuta
+++
i talk to th land like my
forefathers and
it talks back
+++
just for
tens of
thousands of years
ya ****in johnny cum latelies
+++
i sit
cross legged
singing
to th land
i dont see th computer
aided kadaitcha man
as bein any ****in different
+++
do re mi
'idiot grin'
+++
yeah
th old bugger on th wall is
smiling
+++
knowin
somebody is going to die
in seven days
with a certainty
th only question is
who do i tell
to my advantage
+++
if i tell my tribe
and not th tribe of th
death victim
i raise my
ppl's belief in my power and
reinforce the
knowledge of my ppl that
ya dont need to know
th bone of death is pointed at you
+++
as a young kadaitcha man
i delighted
in informing my victim
like a young cat with a mouse
now it's
just a job
+++
some jobs are umm
more pleasant to do than others however
+++
"dr death"
he took twelve days to die
"ya cant confuse th bone"
"by callin it up and"
"two seconds later goin"
"but there are two dr deaths"
"i have a theory"
+++
usually works seven days
"yeah but"
'that paul mc cartney backwards premonition was"
'from twelve days out"
how do i tell th difference ?
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'under the bridge'
+++
where's th ****in owners manual ?
+++
it's murky
+++
u sayin i mighta thrown th biggest clue
twelve days before this
next awaited event ?
"could be"
"12's come up a few times"
skase karked it in seven days
"he was weak"
+++
northern pakistan earthquake
i jumped th day before paulo
only one day's notice
"would you of"
"given th islamic terrorists more warning ?"
no
and th clue i threw was
pls god
wipe these terrorist ****ers
they bombed our kuta beach
seven days ago
hmmm
ok i dig it man
didnt see it that way
"like th rain this week hey ?"
yeah
+++
i dont ride a girls bike
get ****ed
+++
arse fell out of th sky
seven days later
+++
th ground's still wet
+++
sunday today
+++
the black eyed peas
'shut up'
+++
not while my god still has
active powers
kuta is a dead
volcano after all
for every action
there is an equal and
opposite reaction
i just listened
to einstein
+++
th early clues
pointed to england
"not if ya follow th back trail"
+++
june 18
i've had th date about six months
which is a
bad sign
th longer i;ve known something
th worse it is
emotional context
it's th crying in th future
that bugs me
+++
i had th tsunami
a coupel of years bfore it happened
pinned it down at six months
jumped off th net screaming
i will not predict mass deaths again until six months
have elapsed
i return
december 25
got up th next morning
and it had hit
+++
i like to be day out
th dateline
in th northern hemisphere
throws me out
news re****ted with
different dates
dates feel slippery
"plus or minus one"
+++
laurie anderson
'example #22'
+++
paranormal example number 22
hey babe
+++
makes up for
th blue balls
from smelling th pheremones of women
every day
i can smile thru my testicles aching
i'm a throwback
and according to my doctors
closest thing to a real man[animal]
there is
+++
got real magic
"and there's always two views"
why ?
"wired into th universe"
+++
cause everything is made out of nothing
"for every action there is an equal"
"and opposite reaction"
"that's th rule of th universe"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'that ****ing cat's back'
+++
sorry
i ****ed off
elvis costello stopped downloading
joe jackson next
got a pile of late stuff recently
i have to balance it
with a bunch of old
it's all about
balance
+++
afroman
'she wont let me ****'
+++
smoke some more drugs paulo
can feel my sore nuts
"seenya talkin about em"
pack th ****in cone
+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++
yeah smartarse
i could just have a wank
tentimes a day
and
th body accomodates
awful fast
especially my
body
hypersensitive
to th extreme
can feel my girlfriend cum
from five kilometres away
+++
once a day keeps jenny
from rippin yur ****in arms off
seven days without ***
my heart stops
it's done it
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
joe jackson
'real men'
+++
u dont have testicles
u just think u do
+++
ride a
safety bicycle and
put huge
EXTREME
graphics over th tv
i'm not convinced
+++
ya sit down to pee
+++
th wind is up
th rain has abated
perfect
unicycle surfing weather
"and one more song to download in this session"
pirating good music is
soul lifting
+++
i call myself the man
"a few other ppl do too"
ok paulo
because i am
..
..
..
'the man"
=
pirate jenny
+
"and the land surfer"
+++
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