Raven <raven@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:<26a7a6f527a4674f3e97ffc62aba552f@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
> >> I love it! Car talk! I know I am going to have that talk with my son
soon. I
> >> have already been reprimanded by him (he's 3 and a half) about saying
bad
> >> words, or not being nice to the other cars....
> >
> > I just explained to her in a very sweet voice that if the other
> > drivers weren't being COMPLETE DANGEROUS ADDLEPATED IDIOTS, I wouldn't
> > be swearing at them . . . but that it wasn't very nice to yell and
> > swear at people, and should only be done while driving and swerving
> > out of the way of a gigantic, multi-lane-spanning piece of Detroit
> > rolling iron driven by a senile retiree who can't see over the wheel!!
> >
> LOL! (No, really, I am - someone just came in and asked what I was
cackling
> about [their term, not mine....]) Save us from blue hairs in land
yachts!
> Although in my chunk of the country, it's as likely to be BillyJoBob and
> BeckyMarieSue in a stepped up pickup with neon-accented running boards
and a
> gun rack....
>
> But I digress... So did that explanation satisfy your young miss?
>
> You see, for me it's a grand family tradition. I learned to drive, and
> swear, from my grandfather (he was always a pretty good driver, even in
his
> blue-haired golden years...) Of course, I have replaced his sacreligious
> blandishments and racial epithets with aspersions on intelligence,
hygiene
> and ancestry, but to each his own.... ;-P
>
> Raven
>
> P.S. I love the word 'addlepated.' It is so rare that I ever meet anyone
> else who uses it. I just wanted to let you know I was tickled to see it.
> (Gawd, I am such a geek!)
Rumours circulate among the cu***bers.
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