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I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things to Prove

by Tiny Human Ferret <ixnayamspay_klaatu@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 15, 2004 at 11:43 AM

Since I have long since exhausted most of the previously tried-and-true 
classic Pretentions, I have -- in my wisdom and superiority -- decided 
that nothing will do other than the novel and annoying.

Therefor, hereafter in this thread, I declare that all must post their 
responses only through the filter of a there-and-back double translation 
via Babelfish. I should point out that no double-translation path will 
be acceptable unless posted in UniCode and including Japanese, Korean, 
or Chinese.

My new Pretention, therefor, is an exercise in Artificial Surrealism.

Thus, this message, above, becomes:


因为我长久以来用尽了大多数早先真实可靠的经典Pretentions,
我-- 在我的智慧 
和优势-- 决定, 没什么将做不同于小说和懊恼。 因此,
此后在这条螺纹里, 我宣 
称, 所有必须张贴他们的反应只通过a
那里和双重翻译过滤器通过Babelfish 。我 
应该指出,
双重翻译道路不会是可接受的除非张贴在UniCode
和包括日语, 韩国 
语, 或汉语。 我的新Pretention, 因此,
是一锻炼在人为超现实主义。

which becomes

Because since I long-time have exhausted the majority previously real 
reliable classics Pretentions, I -- in mine wisdom and the superiority 
-- decision, any have not done am different and am annoying to the 
novel. Therefore, hereafter in this thread, I declared, all must post 
their response only and the dual translation filter p***** Babelfish 
through a there. I should point out that, the dual translation path 
cannot be may accept only if posts in UniCode and includes Japanese, Han 
national language, or Chinese. My new Pretention, therefore, is an 
exercise in the artificial surrealism.

Of course, much more surreal is

나가 훨씬 전에 이전에 신뢰할 수 있는
고전적인Pretentions의 최대량을 소진 
했기 때문에, 나는 -- 나의 지혜 및 우월안에 -- 아무것이
소설 및 괴롭히기 
이외에 하지 않을 것을 결정했다.
모두가Babelfish경유a거기서 그리고 후에 
두 배 번역의 여과기를 통해서 그들의 응답을 단
배치해야 하는 것과 그 때문 
에, 지금부터는 이 실안에, 나는 선언한다. 나는 및
포함하나, 중국어 일본 
어, 한국어UniCode안에 배치해 않는한 두 배 번역 경로가
수락가능할다 것을 
지적해야 한다. 나의 새로운Pretention은, 그 때문에,
인공적인 초현실주의안 
에 운동 이다.

which retranslates to

It went out and because exhausts the maximum quantity of the fight 
Pretentions before it will can trust far previously, me inside -- my 
wisdom and predominance this novel of -- anything and other than 
bothering, it will not do the fact that. All from Babelfish light oil a 
that place and the filter of dotted decimal notation translations it 
leads after and only must arrange their answer back and because of that, 
from now inside this thread, I do declaration. Me and inclusion one, one 
dotted decimal notation translation courses which it is not to arrange 
inside Chinese Japanese and the Korean language UniCode acceptance must 
indicate multi the fact that it will be possible. Me, the new 
Pretention, because of that, the artificial enemy is motion inside 
candle realism.


--klaatu, "hexapodia as key insight to The Blight"


-- 
The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
                   --Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
 




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I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things to P
Tiny Human Ferret <ixn  2004-05-15 11:43:43 
Re: I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things
"ine" <nosp  2004-05-15 21:00:07 
Re: I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things
"Blackavar (Michael)  2004-05-15 20:33:23 
Re: I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things
"Blackavar (Michael)  2004-05-15 20:41:06 
Re: I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things
Tiny Human Ferret <ixn  2004-05-21 10:36:12 
Re: I Declare My Pretentious Majesty and Will Do Foolish Things
"Jack" <thri  2004-05-16 03:37:51 

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