Earlier this week I finally got to Burger King to do a little
scientific research.
My original intent was to order an apple fritter, but unfortunately
they didn't have apple fritters so I ordered the Dutch Apple Pie
instead.
My conclusions...?
First, the package for the pie, when opened, sort of resembles a big,
scary ****. With teeth.
Second, while it's packaging may *look* like a big ****, it really
doesn't *taste* much like ****. In fact, it really doesn't tase like
much of anything, either **** *or* dutch apple pie.
Third, I also had an order of fries. I personally suggest skipping
the Dutch Apple pie and getting the fries.
Yours in the spirit of science,
--
-Jack-
"Death. It's not just for breakfast anymore."
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