Re: reasons why i'm better than other people

siani wrote:
> 1.  i am highly concentrated.

I am diffuse, yet pungent.

> 2.  my tits are less saggy.

Dammit, you've got me there.

> 3.  i'm smarter, and know about more interesting things.

Only about moose.

> 4.  i have better moose stories.

See above.

> 5.  i do not live in the same town i was born in.

Who does?

> 6.  even without capitalisation, my english is better.

You only think so, but that's due to your Pretentious adoption of 
British spelling conventions. It's "capitalization", and that's with a 
"zee", not a "zed". Harrumph.

> 7.  i'm not a malingerer.
> 8.  i'm not a minger.
> 9.  i r000lz.
> 10.  i am genetically superior.

To what, a flatulent rhinocerous? So is almost anything.

> 11.  i'm so gothic i **** bats.

I don't just **** bats, nor even just black bats, I **** little black 
_sad_ bats that mope about how their whiteface expenses have just shot 
their budget all to hell and now they therefor had to go shoplift old 
New Order tapes at the bargain-bin at the Salvation Army store and got 
busted by a wino.


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The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
                   --Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"