Metamorph wrote:
> Jack wrote:
>
>> "Metamorph" <Metamorph@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:j%cie.37120$fx3.29652@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>
>>> As Queen Hag of Alt.Gothic, I Claim A.G.P. as my personal ****ch.
>
>
>> HA! I'll have you know that I've already claimed a.g.p in the name of
the
>> Very Gothic Iron Fist!
>
>
> Sorry, but you were no where to be seen. Therefore you loose any claim
> you may have had.
You are insufficiently pretentious.
You have failed to mention -- in a comma-separated values (*.csv) list
suitable for im****ting into any and all standard databases -- at least
20 bands which have a fan base of exactly five personal friends of the
musicians. Thus you have no "street cred" and can only be considered a
poseur.
Indeed, absent your declaration of fandom to at least 20 bands about
which mostly nobody gives a damn, you can only be considered someone who
lives outside the fifteen minutes for which Andy Warhol was dead and
famous simultaneously. You do not live in the future. If you can't
figure this out, that's the proof of it; if you actually know what I'm
talking about, you're not just a has-been, you're a has-been who's 20
years out of date.
Further, I have it on firm authority that you are distantly related by
marriage to an Okie Noodler who does Okie Noodling and thus has a daily
diet of 40-pound flathead caftish yanked by hand out of nooks and
crannies in nearby streams. As this is done in daylight, thus you are
the Anti Goth, despite your kidnapping of the Mother Goth Brain and its
subsequent imprisonment in a Spiffy Doll House you bought on eBay.
Your only claim to credibility will be had if you botch a High Magicking
and infest the basements of your neighbors with tornadic vortexes while
remaining entirely untouched, and maybe feed me some *****in' kebabs if
I ever get out that way again.
--
The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
--Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
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