The Bloodied Claws of Fascinet wrote:
> So, two weeks ago, I got a nice conservative hair cut.
>
> After the first day of the job interview I got it cut for, I turned on
> the TV, and saw one of these cable stations talking about (what I think
> is) this case. They were showing picture of this guy being arrested
> and pictures from some web site, the latter with long hair, the former
> with short.
>
> One of the announcers said something very like, "Why would he cut his
> hair like that? We've seen this before, he must be guilty."
>
> ****, I thought. I'm a suspect.
Hah. I used to be a longhair. It had exactly two effects on my life: I
got laid _constantly_ and every single one of the women said something
to the effect of "damn I love your hair". (Incipient baldness thereafter
ensued and I stopped getting laid. Cause and effect?) The other effect
was that every cop that saw me got a ****ing hardon to see my white ass
in jail.
Got the clue, got my hair cut, got ignored by cops, got ignored by women.
Thus, we arrive at the conclusion that women are only interested in men
who are likely to be thrown in jail.
I deny that refutation is even possible.
--
The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
--Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
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