n4cat wrote:
> "Tiny Human Ferret" wrote
>
>>n4cat wrote:
>>
>>>"Tiny Human Ferret" wrote
>>>
>>>
>>>>Hah. I used to be a longhair. It had exactly two effects on my life: I
>>>>got laid _constantly_ and every single one of the women said something
>>>>to the effect of "damn I love your hair". (Incipient baldness
thereafter
>>>>ensued and I stopped getting laid. Cause and effect?) The other effect
>>>>was that every cop that saw me got a ****ing hardon to see my white
ass
>>>>in jail.
>>>>
>>>>Got the clue, got my hair cut, got ignored by cops, got ignored by
>
> women.
>
>>>>Thus, we arrive at the conclusion that women are only interested in
men
>>>>who are likely to be thrown in jail.
>>>>
>>>>I deny that refutation is even possible.
>>>
>>>
>>>The only thing left to do is to shave completely.
>>>All over!
>>
>>Or perhaps the problem is that my teeth are less than fabulously white.
>>
>>Further, famous s****ts commentators stand by and rank me as a loser in
>>the voice-over because of my pathetic failure to use "Just for Men"
>>gray-concealing moustache dye.
>
>
> Well you'll never get anywhere with that attitude!
> You have to compromise! Just stop doing everything that makes you stand
out
> and learn to blend in.
> You need to start watching and following the latest trends.
> I can help you there.
> There's this new thing, it's the latest and greatest for getting laid.
> It's brand new
> It's called
> Goth!
Hah. I got all Gothed Up and went to a Goth Club downtown.
Trying to blend in, I sought a place in the dark corners. They were all
full of Goths and there was no room for me. I tried to squeeze in, but
that only got me groped by some guys in drag.
--
The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
--Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
nam primi in omnibus proeliis oculi vin****ur.
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"Sometimes, Evil drives a mini-van."
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