BOBOBOnoBO wrote:
> Tiny Human Ferret wrote:
>
>>BOBOBOnoBO wrote:
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>>>n4cat wrote:
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>><snips>
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>>>>There's this new thing, it's the latest and greatest for getting laid.
>>>>It's brand new
>>>>It's called
>>>>Goth!
>>>
>>>
>>>Really. Look for an old used hearse, then buy an oversized coffin to
>>>put in the back. Goth girls go crazy for that ****. That has the
>>>potential of not only getting some good quick lays, but the appeal of
>>>sleeping in a coffin might get you a whole night together, plus a round
>>>of wake up *** (IMO, the best kind).
>>
>>Do you have any idea how crappy is the mileage per gallon on an old used
>>hearse?
>>
>>A call-girl would be less expensive.
>
>
> You got me there. Of course, if you only took out the hearse to get
> goth chicks, and drove an Insight the rest of the time (and those
> appeal to a very different set of girls), it wouldn't be that bad.
> Besides, have you priced call girls lately?
You know, that's almost an idea. An immense old hearse with a coffin,
and inside the coffin, a remote control for that electric elevator
dohickey that slides the coffin in and out. Maybe hook it into an
aftermarket keyless entry. You could be standing around by your hearse,
dressed all Victorian, some goth girly wanders over to comment, you
click the magic button and the back pops open and the coffin slides out.
For extra coolness, you have remote-control coffin lid motors. As the
coffin lid slowly creaks open, from the crushed-velvet interior gently
wafts the sound of "Temple of Love". Okay, maybe not so gently. Then you
declare that you "wish to undertake the healing of her poor sad heart,
or maybe just, you know, share the velvet and darkness" and that should
at least get both of you inside the coffin...
As for the Insight, aren't they a little too cramped for ***? Plus
they're so lightweight that a little boingy boingy on the hood would
probably crease an ass-print into the metal.
Plus, we've left out of the discussion the clearly im****tant matters:
how to get hot asian babes who have advanced degrees in physics and
brain-surgery. What kind of car would do that, and how would that differ
from the cars that attract hot asian babes with advanced degrees in
nanotech and civil engineering?
We all know what attracts yuppie chix, that would be a cute little
Humvee III with a Honda Civic on the roof rack.
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The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may
often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,
of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.
--Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
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