150-200 mg p.o. masculine face grease. It cures criminal behavior in
one shot, permanently, too. That's less than a single aspirin's
mass!
Look. The grease on your dad's face is like a vitamin. If you don't
get enough of it (by kissing your dad's or some adult male relative's
face when you're growing up) you become a criminal, a drug-seeker, a
thrill-seeker. It's as easy to cure as vitamin C deficiency and cure
comes with quicker onset, too!
Donor adult male volunteer (usually the father or adult male relative,
but not necessarily) must be in general good health, no facial
lesions, no blood-born viruses, no obvious disease. Get three or four
packs of new, unchewed, fresh, clean chewing gum. Take each piece of
gum out of its wrapper one at a time with clean, dry hands. Have a
clean dry dinner plate handy as a work surface. With your clean dry
hand, hold the gum in your fingers and rub the unchewed fresh piece of
chewing gum on the adult male donor's face. Soak it as completely as
possible with face grease. Re-wrap it. Label it 'home remedy'. Do
about 5 pieces of gum (one pack) at a time. Collect more the next day
and the next. You can keep the gum for days or even weeks in a clean
polybag. Freeze it if you need to go longer up to six months or so.
3 problems. 1. Infections can be transmitted by the gum from the dad
to the kid, so be careful. Do not sterilize the chewing gum in an
autoclave, Ethylene dioxide, or gamma radiation. UV sterilization
seems to work without too much trouble, but sterilization is not
necessary. The gum will further desiccate any germs from the
naturally clean face surfaces and the gum has food preservatives in
it.
2. Expect jealousy from the person osculating your proband
(girlfriend/boyfriend of delinquent). A little dilute ethanol will
dissolve it out of the mouth (it's why wine always follows bread at
communion), but impose a quarantine on kissing for a few days to play
safe. Intuition, it seems, is a chemosense.
3. Don't give them too much, let them take as much as they want and
NEVER to a kid without serious symptoms of drug addiction,
delinquency, running away, etc. (They will want to be president. Way
too much, too young and they will EXPECT to be president.)
The pheromone is an odorless, colorless, tasteless, and only barely
perceptible in action. It consists of more than 700 chemicals that
look stereochemically just like butterfly pheromones. It should help
a whole range of behavior and autoimmune problems.
Philosophers more learned than wise,
Hunt Science down in butterflies.
When the delinquent or drug addict chews the chewing gum you have
prepared with your donor, male or female, they immediately improve.
They ASK to do chores. They WANT to go back to school. No more
beating granny. No more overage boyfriends or girlfriends. No more
age-inappropriate behavior. Grades always improve. Remember though,
you cure the teen but the parents will take a long time before they
start to trust their child again. They won't automatically know how
to dress appropriately or how to have good manners. This isn't magic,
it's chemical.
It's gothic chemical!
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