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> wrote in message news:8DGSj.4$KB3.3@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Telamon wrote:
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>> Unfortunately what you post does not say much about you.
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> What does the following quote say about the poster who made it? You
> really like that style of posting, don't you? I know you think like that
> because you've NEVER complained. Why is that?
>
>
> Steve Lare's LATEST:
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> Hey, Chink Boy, I got a real Rolex, still ticking after 33 years.. shove
> it up your slant eyed ass.
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I think he's channeling Christopher Walken's character from "Pulp Fiction"
mk5000
from the Patriot Post
SHORT CUTS
"The liberal world order will not let go of their global-warming assault
on free economies until hell freezes over---by which point, obviously,
the global-warming theory will be visibly disproven." ---Tony Blankley
"Speaking of Vice President Gore, I'm sorry to relate that he's a little
bit
sore at me. He's convinced that on global warming, I just don't get it.
But
lately with every passing day the evidence has been catching my attention.
I
have no doubt, none at all, that we are in the midst of a global warming,
or,
as I prefer to call it, spring. And I don't want to sound like an
alarmist,
but it's going to get a lot warmer before it gets cooler." ---Dick Cheney
"Why would any Republican want to leave the party to vote for a Democrat,
when we have our own Democrat running?" ---Rush Limbaugh
"The Carter administration was that bad: stagflation, gas lines,
appeasement,
never-ending sanctimony... You name a colossal mistake and Jimmy Carter
probably made it a policy." ---Paul Greenberg
"Hillary Clinton was endorsed by the Plasterers Union Tuesday. Sup****t
law and order, you get the Police Union, sup****t tariffs, you get the
autoworkers. Drink a shot and a beer on camera, and you are the national
spokesman for getting plastered." ---Argus Hamilton
David Letterman: Some winning entries in the "Top Ten Contest," the "Top
Ten
Signs Katie Couric Doesn't Care Anymore": She now does the broadcast in
her
bathrobe and curlers (Hollywood, CA); She introduces the new members of
her
news team: Jim Beam and Jack Daniels (Azle, TX); Re****ts the over/under on
how many days she has left (Roanoke, VA); Has listed her anchor chair on
eBay
(Wyanet, IL); Laughs out loud every time she says "Putin" (Sebring, FL);
"Tonight's top story: Some stuff I found in my pocket" (Austin, TX); Tapes
entire week's newscasts on Monday (Sachse, TX); Just repeats everything
Brian Williams says about three seconds later (King, NC).
Jay Leno: In Pennsylvania, Hillary and Obama celebrated Earth Day by
throwing dirt at each other. ... According to some of the political blogs,
Democratic operatives have been looking for dirt on John McCain since
February. You know what you call someone who digs up dirt on John McCain?
An
archaeologist. ... I watched the debate between Hillary and Barack. It was
interesting. She was kinda la****ng out at him, but to be fair, I think it
was just the liquor talking. ... As you know, Hillary Clinton is trying to
appeal to the blue-collar voters. She's drinking, talking about hunting
and
fi****ng, and it's working. She is now, in the latest poll, up eight points
in the mullet vote. ... On "Hardball" the other day, a student asked John
McCain to do shots with him after the debate, and all of the candidates
have their favorite drinks now. For example, John McCain, he prefers Old
Granddad. He likes that. Barack Obama, he likes the elitist Manhattan with
extra bitters. And, of course, Hillary likes a shot of Old Crow, straight
up. ... With oil prices hitting an all-time high, Barack Obama promised
today if he is elected, he will fund research to develop a car that runs
on
the bitterness of economically-strapped Pennsylvania voters. ... This
week,
President Bush named a new HUD chief. Bush says he wants to reverse the
direction of HUD. Now if you reverse HUD, doesn't that give you "DUH?"
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