Lurk McBurk wrote:
> "John W. Kennedy" <jwkenne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:ugHMf.659$s25.579@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Lurk McBurk wrote:
>>> "John W. Kennedy" <jwkenne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> news:xvLLf.104$We5.19@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> Lurk McBurk wrote:
>>>>> "John W. Kennedy" <jwkenne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>> news:WopLf.26$AP3.24@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> Lurk McBurk wrote:
>>>>>>> Sir Dynadan is known as a jokester, though the only joke that is
>>>>>>> recorded is the following joke told to the High Prince, as a jest
>>>>>>> because the High Prince hated fish:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "It would appear you are a cousin to the wolves, not eating fish
but
>>>>>>> instead eating only flesh."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> First, what does this joke even mean? Everybody laughed at it.
>>>>>>> Second, he told this same joke twice in a single week to the same
>>>>>>> man. Would this joke be funny twice?
>>>>>> 199. Two Brothers coming to be executed
>>>>>> once for fome enormous Crime ; the Eldeft was
>>>>>> firft turn'd off, without faying one Word :
>>>>>> The other mounting the Ladder, began to ha-
>>>>>> rangue the Crowd, whofe Ears were attentive-
>>>>>> ly open to hear him, expecting fome Confef-
>>>>>> fion from him, "Good People," fays he, "my Bro-
>>>>>> ther hangs before my Face, and you fee what
>>>>>> a lamentable SPECTACLE he makes ; in a few Mo-
>>>>>> ments I fhall be turned off too, and then you'll
>>>>>> fee a Pair of SPECTACLES."
>>>>>> -- Joe Miller's Jests
>>>>>> or
>>>>>> the WITS Vade-me***
>>>>>> MDCCXXXIX
>>>>> Do you ever have anything valuable to add to this group?
>>>> Frequently, for those who A) have done their homework and B) have the
>>>> wit to see beyond their noses.
>>>>
>>> Yet again, a nonsensical comment. I have been the #1 contributor to
this
>>> NG for the past year.
>> Only if you lump all your alternate personalities together, in which
case
>> I suppose you can be regarded as the #1 contributor of lies, nonsense,
and
>> phantasy, and perhaps the #1 reason for the general decline of posting.
>>
>> I realize it's difficult for people like you to understand, but no one
>> wants to watch you masturbate.
>>
>
> How rude.
You'd be surprised. Most people think it quite unexceptionable not to
want to watch a man masturbating in public.
--
John W. Kennedy
"But now is a new thing which is very old--
that the rich make themselves richer and not poorer,
which is the true Gospel, for the poor's sake."
-- Charles Williams. "Judgement at Chelmsford"
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