Big Bertha Thing pastures
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/cricket.html
Access page to 138K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.sup****t.attn-deficit
Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure Order,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and do***entation.
Pastures Software Package.
(Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Big Bertha Thing cricket
The Rules of Cricket
by Tony Lance
1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11)
2nd side goes in till all out.
1st side wins.
Exceptions;-
i Rain stops play is draw.
ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win.
iii Equal final scores are a draw.
2. Every run counts one.
Exceptions;-
i A no runs boundary hit counts 4.
ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6.
iii A no hit too wide counts 1.
iv A no hit boundary counts 4.
v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule)
vi A no hit can still be run.
3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!)
Exceptions;-
i Stumped out.
ii Run out.
iii Thrown out.
iv Trod on wicket.
v Retired injured.
Exception to all of above.
Runner for slightly injured.
Street Cricket
Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2.
Equipment;-
i Cut out bat.
ii Rubber ball.
iii Piece of chalk.
Owner of bat goes first.
Owner of ball goes first.
Fielder bowls next.
Bowled out, bowler bats.
Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball.
The end
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
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Tony Lance
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Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.chem
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing warlord
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:21:24 +0000
Saturday, November 15, 1997 12:40:38 PM
Message
From: Tony Lance
Subject: Re(2): Fwd(3): Outlandish Request for Volunteers
To: Carol Yeats
Cc: Rick Holyomes
George Ho-Yow
FC Mods Discussion
Philip Sims
Big Bertha Thing 6(with apologies for use of CTRL R)
Please accept my apologies for troubling you. It will not of course be
repeated.
However 3 mods have responded to my call to help out on the Conf. by
volunteering.
In emergency situations, needs must. You and your fellow mods number 3 I
see.
Mods have broad shoulders and thick skins and I trust compassion.
Thank you,
Tony Lance.
Big Bertha Thing 7
By way of light relief, a similar general apology, to the one
above, would bring solace and comfort, to the victims of such
well intentioned postings. Please put it in a Big Bertha and
address to CP Conf., Mods Conf. and Philip Sims. That of course,
would be the end of spam.
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