On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:37:17 -0500
Cliff <Clhuprich@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wasted precious bandwith with:
THis was too funny to let the furries miss it...
> [
> The Bush Presidential Library
>
> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
> stages. You'll
> want to be the first at your cor****ation to make a contribution
> to this great man's legacy.
>
>
> The Library will include:
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under
> construction.
>
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
>
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to
> even show up.
>
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
>
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
>
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been
> able to find).
>
> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
> make you to go
> back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
>
> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
> complete with
> shooting gallery.
>
> Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where
> you can buy (or
> just steal) an election.
>
> The Air****t Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
> favorite Republican
> Senators.
>
> Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to
> a 7/8 scale
> model of the President's ego .
>
> To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will
> have an
> electron microscope to help you locate them.
>
> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much
> about the
> individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his
> father's.]
>
> A fresh copy of "My Pet Goat" is also needed. He's still
> planning
> on reading his copy someday, lips or wife (or if the CIA will make
> a video) willing.
> --
> Cliff
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