Re: Oh dear

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:55:41 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
Chatterton, The African Explorer aided th' terraists with the following
claims :

> 
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñühwØ£f spake thusly...
> 
>> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:30:02 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
>> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims :
>> 
>> > 
>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñÃ=3FhwÃ=3F£f spake thusly...
>> > 
>> >> 
>> >> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:15:24 -0700, Father Haskell aided th'
terraists
>> >> with the following claims :
>> >> 
>> >> > On Jul 9, 10:43 am, Ã=3F§Ã=3F±Ã=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
<snuhw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:06:39 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
>> >> >> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims :
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ
Ã=3F§Ã=3F±Ã=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f barfed this out...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ mariposas rand mair fheal barfed
this out...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> In article <MPG.22d76bd8e887699f989...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> >> >> >> >>  St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > you're still milking that long-stale meow thing since
you're not clever
>> >> >> >> >> > enough to invent you own shtick.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> its so nice being remembered so fondly
>> >> >> >> >> carry on
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Speaking of felines, have you visited Dr. Chung's House of
Cat? It's
>> >> >> >> > quite the popular place - make sure to leave your paw prints
in his
>> >> >> >> > guest book. If he asks you if you'd like to tour his
kitchen, I think
>> >> >> >> > that it would be wise if you'd politely decline.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Will he drop the chalupa?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > His trousers will be what he drops!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Puttin on the Ritz...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Here's his address:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Oh yes, your sig is as enormous as our ego.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> OMGZ!!!! The furries have to see this!
>> >> >> >> Since a lot of them *are* cats :)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > I just hope that none of them "accidentally" end up in the Hot
& Sour
>> >> >> > Soup of the Day!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I would think cats would make a poor choice for soup.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/
>> >> > 
>> >> > Considering they're mostly bone and sinew, soup
>> >> > is about all they're good for.  Soup, and banjo strings.
>> >> 
>> >> Thats horrible. Besides, its violins that they are used for IIRC.
>> > 
>> > They just want you to think that violin strings are made from cat's 
>> > guts. The truth is much more horrific.
>> 
>> The holy entrails of the baby Jebus?
>> :(
> 
> You've got it! Since Jesus can never die they have an eternal supply of 
> strings for their violins - and their fiddles. Where do the best fiddles

> come from? Italy - home of the world's largest cor****ate religion. 
> Anything they can do to make a lira off of the baby Jesus - or the 
> adult, the better.
>  
I hear that Italy is under threat from China since they have *cornered*
the market on plastic dashboard Jebus figurines.
Note to self: replace PDJ that dog chewed up.


>> Makes me want to go burn a cross or sumtin...
> 
> I'll get the gasoline - wait - that's too ****ing expensive. Oh well... 
>
Lets go organic! 
Biodiesel...
 
>> http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/90937/
> 
> Now that makes me want to go burn some politicians or sumtin...

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