Re: Oh dear

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:31:39 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> 
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñühwØ£f pulled their finger from a
drippy 
> orifice and typed...
> 
>> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:19:57 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists
with
>> the following claims :
>> 
>> > 
>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñÃ=3FhwÃ=3F£f pulled their
finger from a drippy 
>> > orifice and typed...
>> > 
>> >> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:55:41 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
>> >> Chatterton, The African Explorer aided th' terraists with the
following
>> >> claims :
>> >> 
>> >> > 
>> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
Ã=3F§Ã=3F±Ã=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f spake thusly...
>> >> > 
>> >> >> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:30:02 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
>> >> >> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims :
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
spake thusly...
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:15:24 -0700, Father Haskell aided th'
terraists
>> >> >> >> with the following claims :
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> > On Jul 9, 10:43 am,
Ã=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
<snuhw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:06:39 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral
Robert T.
>> >> >> >> >> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims :
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ
Ã=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
barfed this out...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ mariposas rand mair fheal
barfed this out...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> In article <MPG.22d76bd8e887699f989...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>  St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > you're still milking that long-stale meow thing
since you're not clever
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough to invent you own shtick.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> its so nice being remembered so fondly
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> carry on
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Speaking of felines, have you visited Dr. Chung's
House of Cat? It's
>> >> >> >> >> >> > quite the popular place - make sure to leave your paw
prints in his
>> >> >> >> >> >> > guest book. If he asks you if you'd like to tour his
kitchen, I think
>> >> >> >> >> >> > that it would be wise if you'd politely decline.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Will he drop the chalupa?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > His trousers will be what he drops!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Puttin on the Ritz...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Here's his address:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh yes, your sig is as enormous as our ego.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> OMGZ!!!! The furries have to see this!
>> >> >> >> >> >> Since a lot of them *are* cats :)
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > I just hope that none of them "accidentally" end up in
the Hot & Sour
>> >> >> >> >> > Soup of the Day!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I would think cats would make a poor choice for soup.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> --http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/
>> >> >> >> > 
>> >> >> >> > Considering they're mostly bone and sinew, soup
>> >> >> >> > is about all they're good for.  Soup, and banjo strings.
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> Thats horrible. Besides, its violins that they are used for
IIRC.
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> > They just want you to think that violin strings are made from
cat's 
>> >> >> > guts. The truth is much more horrific.
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> The holy entrails of the baby Jebus?
>> >> >> :(
>> >> > 
>> >> > You've got it! Since Jesus can never die they have an eternal
supply of 
>> >> > strings for their violins - and their fiddles. Where do the best
fiddles 
>> >> > come from? Italy - home of the world's largest cor****ate religion.

>> >> > Anything they can do to make a lira off of the baby Jesus - or the

>> >> > adult, the better.
>> >> >  
>> >> I hear that Italy is under threat from China since they have
*cornered*
>> >> the market on plastic dashboard Jebus figurines.
>> >> Note to self: replace PDJ that dog chewed up.
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> >> >> Makes me want to go burn a cross or sumtin...
>> >> > 
>> >> > I'll get the gasoline - wait - that's too ****ing expensive. Oh
well... 
>> >> >
>> >> Lets go organic! 
>> >> Biodiesel...
>> > 
>> > Let's be hip - BioWilly!
>> 
>> Whale oil to power our suvs?
>> We'd have to increase the number of whales first.
>> And they're being EATEN BY THE JAPANESE!!!!11111!!!!!
> 
> Them damn Japs! They'll eat anything that comes out of the sea, no 
> matter how nasty. I hear that they even consider pickled whale turds are

> a delicacy
>   
An island nation with not enough farmland. Turning to the sea to sup****t
their people is rational. Strip miniing it isnt.

>> >> >>
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/90937/
>> >> > 
>> >> > Now that makes me want to go burn some politicians or sumtin...
>> >> 
>> >> More controversy!
>> >> http://www.smirkingchimp.com/news/15797
>> > 
>> > Makes me damn happy I live in an apartment. But I think that everyone
>> > who has been foreclosed upon should all march on Wa****ngton and
>> > demand Foreclosure Phil's hide tanned and stretched out on a large
>> > board.
>> 
>> He's a  punk. Like the rest.
> 
> Phil Gramm got fired by McSame today. Too bad. I was kinda hoping he'd
> keep that huge ****ing Albatross around his neck until November. He's
> still stuck with Gramm's economic plan, though. The big Repugnican
> doners won't let him change it.

Makes me wonder how many redstaters they can count on now that the recent
poll is "80% of americans think the country is heading in the wrong
direction".


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