Re: Oh dear

On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:15:48 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> 
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñühwØ£f pulled a finger from a drippy 
> orifice and typed...
> 
>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:26:59 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists
with
>> the following claims :
>> 
>> > 
>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñÃ=3FhwÃ=3F£f pulled their
finger from a drippy 
>> > orifice and typed...
>> > 
>> >> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:11:15 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th'
terraists with
>> >> the following claims :
>> >> 
>> >> > 
>> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
Ã=3F§Ã=3F±Ã=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f spake thusly...
>> >> > 
>> >> >> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:09:50 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert
Thomas
>> >> >> Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer aided th' terraists
with the
>> >> >> following claims :
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  spake thusly...
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> <Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton>;
"The African 
>> >> >> >> Explorer" <ensign-lord-admiral-chatterton@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
in message 
>> >> >> >> news:MPG.22e4afd1c2c2d78498973b@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  spake thusly...
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > <Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton>;
"The African
>> >> >> >> > Explorer" <ensign-lord-admiral-chatterton@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > news:MPG.22e489957e975949989735@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  spake thusly...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > <Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton>;
"The African
>> >> >> >> > > Explorer" <ensign-lord-admiral-chatterton@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in 
>> >> >> >> > > message
>> >> >> >> > > news:MPG.22e30494d87013498972d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  spake thusly...
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > <Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious
Chatterton>; "The 
>> >> >> >> > > > African
>> >> >> >> > > > Explorer" <ensign-lord-admiral-chatterton@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in
>> >> >> >> > > > message
>> >> >> >> > > > news:MPG.22e2e80d837b3a04989729@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  spake thusly...
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > >
"Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f"
<snuhwolf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > > > > news:pan.2008.07.11.14.42.09.742524@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> > > > > > On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:29:36 -0500, honestjohn aided
th' terraists
>> >> >> >> > > > > > with
>> >> >> >> > > > > > the following claims :
>> >> >> >> > > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>
"Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f"
<snuhwolf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > > > > >> news:pan.2008.07.10.14.21.18.628224@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:15:24 -0700, Father Haskell
aided th'
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>> terraists
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>> with the following claims :
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>> On Jul 9, 10:43 am,
Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
<snuhw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:06:39 -0400, Ensign Lord
Admiral Robert
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> T.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the
following claims :
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ
Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F§Ã=3F=3FÃ=3F±Ã=3F=3F=3FhwÃ=3F=3F=3FÃ=3F=3FÃ=3F£f
barfed this out...
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ mariposas rand
mair fheal 
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > barfed
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > this
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > out...
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> In article
<MPG.22d76bd8e887699f989...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >>  St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> > you're still milking that long-stale
meow thing since
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> > you're
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> > not
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> > clever
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> > enough to invent you own shtick.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> its so nice being remembered so fondly
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> >> carry on
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > Speaking of felines, have you visited Dr.
Chung's House 
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > of
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > Cat?
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > It's
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > quite the popular place - make sure to
leave your paw
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > prints
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > in
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > his
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > guest book. If he asks you if you'd like to
tour his
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > kitchen,
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > I
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > think
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > that it would be wise if you'd politely
decline.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> Will he drop the chalupa?
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > His trousers will be what he drops!
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> Puttin on the Ritz...
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > Here's his
address:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> > Oh yes, your sig is as enormous as our ego.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> OMGZ!!!! The furries have to see this!
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> >> Since a lot of them *are* cats :)
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > I just hope that none of them "accidentally"
end up in the 
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > Hot
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > &
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > Sour
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> > Soup of the Day!
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> I would think cats would make a poor choice for
soup.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>> --http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>> Considering they're mostly bone and sinew, soup
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>> is about all they're good for.  Soup, and banjo
strings.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>> Thats horrible. Besides, its violins that they are
used for 
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>> IIRC.
>> >> >> >> > > > > >>>
>> >> >> >> > > > > >> "Fiddles" boy!
>> >> >> >> > > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > > Get back in my kilfile you ****ing k00k.
>> >> >> >> > > > > > REPLONK!
>> >> >> >> > > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > I see you're still "Fiddling around", Wolfus.
>> >> >> >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > I feel so sorry that everyone one Usenet is
bad-mouthing you.
>> >> >> >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > You have my PITY!!!
>> >> >> >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > > Still your only pal,
>> >> >> >> > > > > HJ
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > Are you trying to butter him up so that you can be his
butt buddy?
>> >> >> >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >> >> >> > > > I'm simply trying to break this 47 year old boy out of
this "Gay 
>> >> >> >> > > > Phase'
>> >> >> >> > > > that
>> >> >> >> > > > he seems to be trapped in.
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > I want him to be "Straight" and "Normal" again for
Truth, Justice, and
>> >> >> >> > > > the
>> >> >> >> > > > American Way!
>> >> >> >> > > >
>> >> >> >> > > > I hate the way everyone kicks his ass just because of
this "Gay 
>> >> >> >> > > > Phase"!
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > My my...the poor poor boy. I didn't realize that he was
handicapped.
>> >> >> >> > > Such a sad story. Well keep up the good work and don't
bend over should
>> >> >> >> > > he drop his pencil in your presence.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Maybe you need a bigger ball bat?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I carry a "Big Stick".
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> So you have to carry a dildo due to impotency problem? Not to
be
>> >> >> >> intrusive, bit if you can't get your own supply, I happen to
have access
>> >> >> >> to some Viagra for a small "finders fee."
>> >> >> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> Is that you, Wolfus?
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> > Whom is Wolfuss?
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> Clocky's pet name for me. He has abandonment issues if you get
tired of
>> >> >> his constant faglaming and other tired shtick.
>> >> >> I decided to scrape him off my shoe a few weeks ago :)
>> >> > 
>> >> > Is that why he's begun tagging along with me?
>> >> 
>> >> Yep. DONT FEED HIM! He'll just follow you home and scratch at the
back
>> >> door :(
>> > 
>> > That's the last thing I need. There's a couple of drunken broken down
& 
>> > aging bar whores out there scratching right now.
>> 
>> Preach at them...usually scares them off...
> 
> Nah, they come in handy every once in a while...

When you want to infect somwon with a horrible illness?
:(

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