Re: Oh dear

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, =A7=F1=FChw=D8=A3f thunk really hard and
opined.=
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> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:31:39 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists
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h
> the following claims :
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> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, =C2=A7=C3=B1=C3=3D3Fhw=C3=3D3F=C2=A3f
pulled=
 their finger from a drippy=20
> > orifice and typed...
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> >> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:19:57 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th' terraists
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with
> >> the following claims :
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> >> >=20
> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
=C3=3D3F=C2=A7=C3=3D3F=C2=B1=C3=3D3F=3D3F=
hw=C3=3D3F=3D3F=C3=3D3F=C2=A3f pulled their finger from a drippy=20
> >> > orifice and typed...
> >> >=20
> >> >> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:55:41 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T.
> >> >> Chatterton, The African Explorer aided th' terraists with the
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wing
> >> >> claims :
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> >> >> >=20
> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
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3F=C3=3D3F=C2=B1=C3=3D3F=3D3F=3D3Fhw=C3=3D3F=3D3F=3D3F=C3=3D3F=3D3F=C3=3D3F=
=C2=A3f spake thusly...
> >> >> >=20
> >> >> >> On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:30:02 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral Robert
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..
> >> >> >> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims :
> >> >> >>=20
> >> >> >> >=20
> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
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f spake thusly...
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> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:15:24 -0700, Father Haskell aided th'
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terraists
> >> >> >> >> with the following claims :
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> >> >> >> >> > On Jul 9, 10:43 am,
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f <snuhw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:06:39 -0400, Ensign Lord Admiral
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bert T.
> >> >> >> >> >> Chatterton aided th' terraists with the following claims
:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ
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3F=C2=A3f barfed this out...
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ mariposas rand mair fheal
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arfed this out...
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> In article
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,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>  St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > you're still milking that long-stale meow thing
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nce you're not clever
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > enough to invent you own shtick.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> its so nice being remembered so fondly
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> carry on
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Speaking of felines, have you visited Dr. Chung's
Hou=
se of Cat? It's
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite the popular place - make sure to leave your
paw=
 prints in his
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > guest book. If he asks you if you'd like to tour his
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kitchen, I think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > that it would be wise if you'd politely decline.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Will he drop the chalupa?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > His trousers will be what he drops!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Puttin on the Ritz...
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Here's his address:http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh yes, your sig is as enormous as our ego.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> OMGZ!!!! The furries have to see this!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Since a lot of them *are* cats :)
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > I just hope that none of them "accidentally" end up in
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he Hot & Sour
> >> >> >> >> >> > Soup of the Day!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I would think cats would make a poor choice for soup.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> --http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/
> >> >> >> >> >=20
> >> >> >> >> > Considering they're mostly bone and sinew, soup
> >> >> >> >> > is about all they're good for.  Soup, and banjo strings.
> >> >> >> >>=20
> >> >> >> >> Thats horrible. Besides, its violins that they are used for
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IRC.
> >> >> >> >=20
> >> >> >> > They just want you to think that violin strings are made from
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cat's=20
> >> >> >> > guts. The truth is much more horrific.
> >> >> >>=20
> >> >> >> The holy entrails of the baby Jebus?
> >> >> >> :(
> >> >> >=20
> >> >> > You've got it! Since Jesus can never die they have an eternal
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ply of=20
> >> >> > strings for their violins - and their fiddles. Where do the best
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fiddles=20
> >> >> > come from? Italy - home of the world's largest cor****ate
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> >> >> > Anything they can do to make a lira off of the baby Jesus - or
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> >> >> > adult, the better.
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> >> >> I hear that Italy is under threat from China since they have
*corne=
red*
> >> >> the market on plastic dashboard Jebus figurines.
> >> >> Note to self: replace PDJ that dog chewed up.
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> >> >>=20
> >> >> >> Makes me want to go burn a cross or sumtin...
> >> >> >=20
> >> >> > I'll get the gasoline - wait - that's too ****ing expensive. Oh
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ell...=20
> >> >> >
> >> >> Lets go organic!=20
> >> >> Biodiesel...
> >> >=20
> >> > Let's be hip - BioWilly!
> >>=20
> >> Whale oil to power our suvs?
> >> We'd have to increase the number of whales first.
> >> And they're being EATEN BY THE JAPANESE!!!!11111!!!!!
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> > Them damn Japs! They'll eat anything that comes out of the sea, no=20
> > matter how nasty. I hear that they even consider pickled whale turds
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> > a delicacy
> >  =20
> An island nation with not enough farmland. Turning to the sea to sup****t
> their people is rational. Strip miniing it isnt.
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> >> >> >>
> http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/90937/
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> >> >> > Now that makes me want to go burn some politicians or sumtin...
> >> >>=20
> >> >> More controversy!
> >> >> http://www.smirkingchimp.com/news/15797
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> >> > Makes me damn happy I live in an apartment. But I think that
everyon=
e
> >> > who has been foreclosed upon should all march on Wa****ngton and
> >> > demand Foreclosure Phil's hide tanned and stretched out on a large
> >> > board.
> >>=20
> >> He's a  punk. Like the rest.
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> > Phil Gramm got fired by McSame today. Too bad. I was kinda hoping he'd
> > keep that huge ****ing Albatross around his neck until November. He's
> > still stuck with Gramm's economic plan, though. The big Repugnican
> > doners won't let him change it.
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> Makes me wonder how many redstaters they can count on now that the
recent
> poll is "80% of americans think the country is heading in the wrong
> direction".

Quite true!

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St. Jackanapes
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