Re: Oh dear, Wolfus is Gay....Like Carl and Pinky Sue Lamb....

"St. Jackanapes" <st-jack@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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 alt.flame.jesus.christ,  thunk really hard and opined...

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> "St. Jackanapes" <st-jack@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  thunk really hard and opined...
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> >
> > "St. Jackanapes" <st-jack@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > news:MPG.230479446ea2f1b89897fb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  thunk really hard and opined...
> >
> > >
> > > "St. Jackanapes" <st-jack@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  thunk really hard and opined...
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "SATAN - The FULFILLER of DREAMS" <st-jack@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > > message
> > > > news:MPG.22f87a9f134760b39897bc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,  thunk really hard and opined...
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "§ñühwØ£f" <snuhwolf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > > > news:pan.2008.07.28.14.33.13.353780@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > > > On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:44:49 -0400, St.Jackanapes aided th'
> > > > > > terraists
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > the following claims :
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, §ñühwØ£f thunk really hard and
> > > > > >> opined...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> [CHOPPED OUT A ****LOAD OF DEAD WOOD]
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>> >> >> >> I decided to scrape him off my shoe a few weeks ago

> > > > > >>> >> >> >> :)
> > > > > >>> >> >> >
> > > > > >>> >> >> > Is that why he's begun tagging along with me?
> > > > > >>> >> >>
> > > > > >>> >> >> Yep. DONT FEED HIM! He'll just follow you home and 
> > > > > >>> >> >> scratch
> > > > > >>> >> >> at
> > > > > >>> >> >> the
> > > > > >>> >> >> back
> > > > > >>> >> >> door :(
> > > > > >>> >> >
> > > > > >>> >> > That's the last thing I need. There's a couple of
drunken
> > > > > >>> >> > broken
> > > > > >>> >> > down &
> > > > > >>> >> > aging bar whores out there scratching right now.
> > > > > >>> >>
> > > > > >>> >> Preach at them...usually scares them off...
> > > > > >>> >
> > > > > >>> > Nah, they come in handy every once in a while...
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> When you want to infect somwon with a horrible illness?
> > > > > >>> :(
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> But they deserve it!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "They" do? Whys that?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Because they're Gay!
> > > >
> > > > Someone's got to help the girls by absorbing some of their
sickness.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >
> > > > Hey Satan, you want to say "hi" to your daughter?  She's in the
> > > > kitchen
> > > > fixing my lunch.
> > >
> > > I don't know about Satan but I'm much to selfish to have children. 
> > > Ones
> > > that I'm aware of, anyway.
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > It's best not to bring children into such a perverted World.
> >
> > Well, unless some of the girls that I met in bars & pubs I screwed
drunk
> > got themselves preggers, I know that I haven't had kids. I's very
> > possible that I may have accidentally. I made it a habit to give one
> > night stands a fake phone number and address. Not that I never wanted
to
> > see them again - It was just that I was usually shacking up with some
> > other twat at the time. I spent most of my 20's, 30's paying rent with
> > my cock.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > I'm impressed!
>
> Yes, but living out of a car and hopping between bedrooms and barrooms
> can be hard on the liver. It caches up with you. But I sure have a ****
> load of stories to tell about bizarre situations that I'd find myself
> in.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> That's what happened to my dad's dad....cut down in the "Flower of his
> Manhood" at the age of 89.

Funny thing about livers - they can regenerate! I grew a new one and I'm
going as strong as ever at age 52.

-- 
St. Jackanapes
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I'm glad that you healed yourself!

The trolls would "take-over" if you weren't here!

HJ